Media Goes Gaga Over Adorable Photo Of Commander Taking Biden Out To Poop
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has been heralded as a hero once again…
Giraffe Selected First Round Pick In 2022 WNBA Draft
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The American women's WNBA basketball draft has…
Florida, Texas Celebrate After L.A. Bans Liberals From Traveling To Both States
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- Once Florida and Texas heard that Los Angeles officials had…
Biden Swallows Pelosi’s Dentures After Their Passionate Kiss At White House
WASHINGTON-- A freak accident happened on Tuesday at the White House when…
CNN Tries Improving Ratings By Slapping Brian Stelter At End Of Each Show
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an effort to improve sagging ratings, CNN has decided…
Biden Congratulates Whoopi Goldberg On Her Nomination To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON-- After hearing of Ketanji Brown Jackson's confirmation to the Supreme Court,…
New York City Passes ‘Don’t Say Straight’ Bill In Response To Florida Law
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Still fuming at Florida's recently passed "Don't…
Florida Officials Warn Residents Of Giant Rodent Peeping Into Children’s Windows At Night
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- Government officials in Florida are warning parents to be on…
Fox News Hires Will Smith As Reporter For All Biden Speeches
WASHINGTON-- Fox News Channel has recently hired Will Smith as their White…
Amy Schumer Hosts Oscars Alone After Eating Regina Hall And Wanda Sykes In Opening Monologue
HOLLYWOOD-- There was a small change in Sunday's Oscars ceremony when comedienne…
Samuel L. Jackson To Play Zelensky In Upcoming Movie About Ukrainian President
HOLLYWOOD-- A new movie is set to hit the big screen this…
First Grader Nominated To Supreme Court After Providing Definition Of The Word ‘Woman’
WASHINGTON-- A first grade girl from Kansas has made history for becoming…
