Tag: Rated PG

Nancy Pelosi Drafts Articles Of Impeachment Against Trump Over Her Husband’s Quarrel

WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has drafted articles of impeachment against Donald…

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Twitter Greatly Improves After Elon Musk Replaces Fired Workers With Chimpanzees

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Immediately after Elon Musk fired a bunch of useless…

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Democrats Pander To Dead People To Try And Win The Deceased Vote

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- With the presidential election only months away, frantic Democrats have…

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White House Says Biden To Dress Up As Real President For Halloween

WASHINGTON-- For the third year in a row, the White House has…

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Biden: ‘If You Don’t Want Nuclear War With Russia Then You Ain’t Black’

WASHINGTON-- While doing an interview with a black podcaster in an effort…

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The Washington Post: ‘Biden’s Correct: Madein America Is In Fact Two Words’

WASHINGTON-- The Washington Post has come out and defended Joe Biden's statement…

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Nancy Pelosi: ‘I’m Not Racist, I Have A Mexican Gardener And A Black Pool Boy’

WASHINGTON-- After being called a racist for her statement saying illegal immigrants…

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Democrats Update Their KKK Outfits To Show Support For Ukraine

WASHINGTON-- As they continue sending billions of dollars to help with the…

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Shocking New Study Reveals That Death Is Leading Cause Of Death

PLACENTIA, CALIFORNIA-- A shocking new study performed by some of the world's…

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Obama Drone Strikes Migrants To Keep Them Off His Martha’s Vineyard Property

MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- In order to force back the encroachment of the staggering…

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Prominent LGBT Group Fights For Fetus Trans Rights

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A well-known LGBT rights group out of California has…

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Biden Upgrades Trump Supporters From Semi-Fascist To Super-Duper-Mostest-Ultimate-Maximum-Fascists

HELL-- While giving a speech in front of the Gates of Hell…

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