Joe Biden Outlines 7 Steps To Make Omicron More Super-Duper Scarier This Winter
WASHINGTON-- Frustrated with the lack of fear in the majority of Americans,…
Grandmothers In Blue State Nursing Homes Panicking As Democrat Governors Drool Over More Lockdowns
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- With the sudden rise of the COVID…
CNN Jealous Of Fox News’ Draconian Vaccine Mandate For Employees
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an honest statement today, the most trusted name in…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S.-- Millions of happy, unvaccinated Americans have been out having fun and…
Shocking Leaked January 6 Texts Show Trump Wanted Mayonnaise On His McDonald’s Big Mac
WASHINGTON- Explosive new text messages were recently uncovered by the January 6…
Biden Has Awesome News For Everyone Who Goes Out And Gets The Zombie Injection
https://youtu.be/QJedDRMrQmA A Message From The President: Joe Biden has just released an…
Confused Biden Mistakenly Leaves White House Wearing Wife Jill’s Blue Dress And Stockings, Media Goes Gaga
WASHINGTON-- In what mainstream news media outlets are calling the ultimate trendy…
Santa Claus Says He Now Identifies As Mrs. Claus And Will Be Staying Home This Christmas Eve To Bake Cookies
NORTH POLE-- In a new twist to the Christmas tradition, the man…
Hillary Clinton Reminds Jussie Smollett What Happens When You Mention Epstein Island
https://youtu.be/EgiqSkHvGME Jussie Smollett is in panic mode after having been convicted of…
I Love The Smell Of Satire News In The Morning
Daily Soak is the world’s most reliable satire news source, mocking the…
Jussie Smollett Tells Judge He’s Scared He’ll Get Smolletted While In Prison
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- Immediately after being sentenced to prison for staging a race-baiting…
Beautiful Nancy Pelosi, 189, Stuns In Sexy Bikini As She Soaks Up The Sun
WASHINGTON-- Gorgeous Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi took some time…