Trump Snags Coveted ‘White Dudes For Harris Wives’ Boyfriends For Trump’ Group
U.S.-- As Donald Trump's popularity continues to increase, more and more groups…
Kamala Brings Out Real Black Man Jimmy Kimmel To Help Her Win The Black Vote
U.S.-- As the Democrat party continues to hemorrhage black voters, Vice President…
McDonald’s Worker Confuses One Old Senile Perverted Democrat President For Another Old Senile Perverted Democrat President
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- While campaigning to get Vice President Kamala Harris elected, former…
Obama Reminds Black Men If They Don’t Vote For ‘Rich Indian-Canadian Marxist Kamala Who Locked Up Black Men’ Then They Ain’t Black
EAST LIBERTY, PENNSYLVANIA-- During a campaign speech in an effort to get…
Hurricane Milton Shot, Killed After Mistakenly Travelling Through Chicago
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- After leaving a path of destruction in Florida before veering…
Howard Stern And Kamala Harris Reminisce About All The Times They Pretended To Be Black
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a joyous day for both…
Equity Alert: FEMA Checks Racial Demographic Of Florida Hurricane Path First Before Dispersing Funds
U.S.-- As yet another major hurricane barrels toward the Florida coast, officials…
Trudeau Suggests Canadian Churches Convert To Mosques To Stop From Getting Burned Down
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to stop the countless Christian and Catholic…
Worried Lindsey Graham Relieved After Seeing Hurricane Helene Hit South Carolina Instead Of Ukraine Or Israel
WASHINGTON-- Stress levels were at an all-time high for Republican Senator Lindsey…
Tampon Tim Walz Says Reason He Did So Poorly In Debate Was Because It Just Happened To Be His Time Of The Month
WASHINGTON-- After the majority of political pundits agreed that Republican JD Vance…
China Replaces Fang Fang With New And Improved Chinese Spy Tim Walz To Seduce Eric Swalwell
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have confirmed that the Chinese Communist Party has…
Biden Mourns Hurricane Victims By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- While multiple states are still suffering from the deadly effects of…