Hurricane Milton Shot, Killed After Mistakenly Travelling Through Chicago
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- After leaving a path of destruction in Florida before veering…
Howard Stern And Kamala Harris Reminisce About All The Times They Pretended To Be Black
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a joyous day for both…
Equity Alert: FEMA Checks Racial Demographic Of Florida Hurricane Path First Before Dispersing Funds
U.S.-- As yet another major hurricane barrels toward the Florida coast, officials…
Trudeau Suggests Canadian Churches Convert To Mosques To Stop From Getting Burned Down
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to stop the countless Christian and Catholic…
Worried Lindsey Graham Relieved After Seeing Hurricane Helene Hit South Carolina Instead Of Ukraine Or Israel
WASHINGTON-- Stress levels were at an all-time high for Republican Senator Lindsey…
Tampon Tim Walz Says Reason He Did So Poorly In Debate Was Because It Just Happened To Be His Time Of The Month
WASHINGTON-- After the majority of political pundits agreed that Republican JD Vance…
China Replaces Fang Fang With New And Improved Chinese Spy Tim Walz To Seduce Eric Swalwell
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have confirmed that the Chinese Communist Party has…
Biden Mourns Hurricane Victims By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- While multiple states are still suffering from the deadly effects of…
Zelensky Visits America To Thank All The Young Voters Who’ll Be Drafted If Kamala Wins
U.S.-- As wars around the world continue to escalate drawing the United…
Tim Walz Goes To New York To Check In With His Boss
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After being summoned to New York to…
IRS Proudly Endorses Democrat Candidate Who Hired 87,000 IRS Agents To Go After Worker’s Tips
WASHINGTON-- Another major endorsement came for Vice President Kamala Harris this week…
Gavin Newsom Claims Pooping Homeless People Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- On the heels of recently banning all AI-generated images in…