CNN Declares Biden Winner Of Presidential Election With 900 Gazillion Jillion Votes, New Record
WASHINGTON-- CNN has reported that Democratic nominee Joe Biden has officially won…
Biden’s Body Double Quits, Says He Got Tired Of Pretending To Play A Demented, Corrupt Moron
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden's body double has officially resigned from his job of…
Media Praises Biden For Drawing More Flies Than People At Recent Landfill Rally
DOVER, DELAWARE-- News media outlets are declaring Joe Biden a clear winner…
Democrats Replace Themselves With Cardboard Cutouts To Boycott Hearing, Actually Get More Done
WASHINGTON-- Senate Democrats refused to show up at the Judiciary Committee hearing…
Democrats: ‘Russians Hacked Biden’s Brain To Make Him Appear Too Senile To Win Election’
WASHINGTON-- Democrats in Congress have officially debunked the conspiracy theory that Democratic…
Biden Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked About Hunter’s Emails
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden got tired of being asked mundane questions by…
Bernie Sanders: ‘We Must Crush The Corporate Democrat Establishment, So Vote For Corporate Democrat Establishment Biden’
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders has returned to the campaign trail…
Joe Biden: ‘Voters Don’t Deserve To Know Whether I’m Running For President Or Senator’
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said voters "don't deserve…
USPS Helps Environment By Setting Up Recycle Bins To Safely Dispose Of Trump Ballots
WASHINGTON-- In response to Trump mail-in ballots being dumped across the country,…
CNN Reports Trump Panicking After Biden’s Massive Rally Doubles In Size With 10 People In Attendance
WASHINGTON--CNN recently reported that former Vice President Joe Biden gave an extremely…
Biden Does Poor Job At Moderating Presidential Debate Between Trump And Chris Wallace
CLEVELAND, OHIO-- The first presidential debate between President Donald Trump and Fox…
Joe Biden Promises He’s Ready To Take On George Washington In First Presidential Debate
WASHINGTON-- Democratic presidential nominee President Joe Biden said he's completely ready to…
