Physician’s Hippocratic Oath Updated To ‘First, Do As Pfizer Says’ To Reflect Modern Medicine
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- To better reflect the state of current modern medical practice,…
Furious Transgender Swimmer Cries ‘It’s Not Fair’ After UPenn Allows Dolphin To Compete On Swim Team
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- In an ironic twist, the transgender swimmer who recently destroyed…
CNN Chief Medical Correspondent Dr. Evil Says Joe Rogan Spreading Medical Misinformation
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an effort to combat dangerous medical misinformation being propagated…
Freedom-Loving Hawaiian Refugees Fleeing To Florida To Escape Oppressive Hawaii Regime
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- With the government of Hawaii becoming more authoritarian by the…
COVID Says It’s Happy To Be Finally Rid Of AOC
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- COVID-19 has made a full recovery and is…
CNN Changes Their Name To The ‘January 6 News Network’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- America's most trusted news source CNN recently announced they have…
Healthcare Workers Avoid Vaccine Mandate By Identifying As Members Of Congress
U.S.-- Immediately after SCOTUS ruled that healthcare workers are unable to make…
Nancy Pelosi’s Latest Facelift Is Raising A Few Eyebrows On Twitter
WASHINGTON-- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has been raising a few…
Canada’s Justin Trudeau Outraged After Seeing Maskless ‘Idiot’ In Mirror
OTTAWA, CANADA-- While in a press conference this morning discussing the best…
5th Grader Wins On New Game Show ‘Are You Smarter Than A Supreme Court Justice’
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A 10-year-old boy has won last night's episode of the…
Pfizer Employees Hear Arguments For Vaccine Mandate…Oh Wait, It’s Just Justices Breyer, Kagan, And Sotomayor
WASHINGTON-- Oral arguments for Joe Biden's OSHA vaccine mandate are being heard…
Senator Ted Cruz Removes Mask, Reveals He Was Ted Cruz All Along
WASHINGTON- Immediately after calling all the January 6 patriots "terrorists", Senator Ted…