Finally! Victoria’s Secret Introduces Its First Chicken Model In Commitment To Diversity
U.S.-- Victoria's Secret has made history this week after announcing they've hired…
Hillary Clinton To Star In Upcoming James Bond Movie ‘The Spy Who Nagged Me’
HOLLYWOOD-- Movie executives have recently purchased the true life story of Hillary…
Republicans Threaten To Write A Few More Sternly Worded Letters If Democrats Don’t Stop Destroying America
WASHINGTON-- In a show of real seriousness this time, RINO Republican politicians…
White House Confirms: Biden’s Earpiece Hacked By The Russians
WASHINGTON-- The White House put out an emergency statement Thursday saying Joe…
Jen Psaki Defends White House Lies By Saying Government Is Just A Form Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON-- Due to all the criticism the Biden administration has been receiving…
Desperate Trudeau Begs Truckers To Start Delivering Again After He Runs Out Of Makeup
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Frantic and crying uncontrollably, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave an…
It’s 2062, The White House Still Claims A Russia Attack On Ukraine Is Very, Very Imminent
WASHINGTON-- It's the year 2062 and the White House claims that a…
Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Trump Is His Man Crush Monday On Valentine’s Day Special
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- To celebrate this year's Valentine's Day, late night host Jimmy…
To Increase Network Ratings, This Year’s Super Bowl To Be Replaced With Trump Rally
INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Due to the massive decline in ratings of the last…
Biden’s New White House Cat Joins Protest By Urinating Words ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Into Carpet
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden's new pet cat Willow has joined the nationwide…
Biden Finally Addresses Border Crisis By Building Wall Around Canada
WASHINGTON-- With the large influx of Canadians seeking refuge into America to…
State Of Emergency Announced After Ontario Premier Doug Ford Gets Stuck In Doorway Of Home
ONTARIO, CANADA-- A serious state of emergency was declared this morning after…