Obama Was In Tears After Biden Took His Spot As America’s Worst President
https://youtu.be/0Gn978NNnbA (SATIRE) Sad and teary-eyed former President Barack Hussein Obama was inconsolable…
Republican Crisis: Mitch McConnell’s Neck Fat Steps Down From His Face
WASHINGTON-- The GOP has announced that Mitch McConnell's neck fat has recently…
House Committee Says Trump Faces Charges Of Stealing Bases During Little League Baseball
https://youtu.be/HoXV5wk0E3I (SATIRE) The January 6th Committee has formally charged President Donald Trump…
January 6 Committee Files Criminal Charges Against Trump For Stealing Third Base In Little League Baseball 60 Years Ago
WASHINGTON-- The January 6 Committee voted to hold President Donald Trump responsible…
United Airlines Fires Auto Pilot After Inflatable Employee Refuses To Get Vaccinated
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- An autopilot who's been with the company for over ten…
CNN: ‘Our Top 5 Worst Presidents In History, The Number One Pick will Surprise You’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- The most trusted name in news CNN has recently ranked…
New CNN Poll Shows Biden Approval Rating Greatest Ever In American History At Negative 69 Percent
https://youtu.be/jadYlwVx7LY Reputable news outlet CNN reported that Biden's approval rating is currently…
The Anti-Maskers Will Live To Breathe Another Day
https://youtu.be/AbtxgjFHa_A A maskless woman recalls all the times her dead, masked, liberal…
Jack Dorsey Steps Down As Twitter CEO To Join Less Oppressive Taliban In Afghanistan
SAN FRANSISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Jack Dorsey announced his official resignation as CEO of…
Honest Democrats Rename New Virus Outbreak The ‘Mail-In Ballot Midterm Variant’
WASHINGTON-- In a very rare moment of honesty that only comes around…
Lead Prosecutor In Kyle Rittenhouse Case Doesn’t Believe That Black Guns Matter
https://youtu.be/LaFBStsJXNo Before the jury even had the chance to grab their coats…
Even Cats Are Not safe In COVID America
https://youtu.be/n8Gp51xbl_c A cat from New York is facing multiple felonies for taking…