Canada’s Justin Trudeau Outraged After Seeing Maskless ‘Idiot’ In Mirror
OTTAWA, CANADA-- While in a press conference this morning discussing the best…
5th Grader Wins On New Game Show ‘Are You Smarter Than A Supreme Court Justice’
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A 10-year-old boy has won last night's episode of the…
Pfizer Employees Hear Arguments For Vaccine Mandate…Oh Wait, It’s Just Justices Breyer, Kagan, And Sotomayor
WASHINGTON-- Oral arguments for Joe Biden's OSHA vaccine mandate are being heard…
Senator Ted Cruz Removes Mask, Reveals He Was Ted Cruz All Along
WASHINGTON- Immediately after calling all the January 6 patriots "terrorists", Senator Ted…
Biden Criticizes President For Cost Of Meat, Says He’d Do Better Job If He Were In Charge
WASHINGTON-- After one of his family friends pointed out how expensive meat…
Texas Republican Dan Crenshaw Tests Positive For RINO
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- US Representative Dan Crenshaw recently announced on Twitter that he…
BuzzFeed Articles Suddenly Improve After Company Hires Chimpanzees As Writers
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After laying off hundreds of useless human writers…
Oops! AOC Tells Betty White She’d Come Say Hello If She Weren’t Missing
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While vacationing on the West Coast to see how…
Biden Gives Vladimir Putin A Stern Warning: ‘Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall’
WASHINGTON-- As tensions continue to escalate between the United States and Russia…
CDC Says Covering Your Ears And Screaming ‘La La La, This Isn’t Happening’ Can Protect You From Omicron
WASHINGTON-- The highly reputable and respected CDC has recently updated their COVID…
Jen Psaki Says Video Clip Of Biden Speaking Coherently Is ‘Misleadingly Edited’
WASHINGTON-- After a clipped video was shared by the Republican party showing…
Biden Promises To Punish This Mysterious Brandon Guy After He Made Him Look Like A Fool
https://youtu.be/r4-XI33i8sk (SATIRE) While tracking Santa's whereabouts, Joe Biden received a phone call…