Brave Heroes Get Double Virtue Signal Points For Wearing Ukraine Flag Masks In Profile Pics
U.S.-- Hundreds of stunning heroes on social media are being recognized for…
Volodymyr Zelensky Wins Best Actor Award For Playing Pretend Ukraine President
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In light of his outstanding acting abilities during the current…
Brilliant! Taiwan Flies Ukraine Flags Hoping NATO Will Protect Them From China
TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- After seeing the United States and other Western nations…
Biden Hires War Expert George Bush To Constantly Yell ‘Russia Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to justify an attack on Russia, President Joe…
Trump Getting Ready To Start World War 3, Wait, Nevermind, That’s Biden
WASHINGTON-- Mainstream news media outlets were reporting that the president's incompetence was…
Klaus Schwab Lets Everyone In On A Little Secret
https://youtu.be/KZ64Zh-u7Qk Klaus Schwab, part-time economist and fulltime James Bond villain, along with…
US Government Promises We Only Need Two Weeks To Slow Spread Of Russia Propaganda
WASHINGTON-- The White House has warned American citizens that a new virus…
Republicans Place Cardboard Cutouts Of Putin Along Southern US Border So Maybe Biden Will Protect It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Republicans have placed thousands of cardboard cutouts of Russian…
‘The Price Is Right’ Contestant Loses Prize After Failing To Guess Steak’s Price $99 Due To Biden Inflation
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- On Wednesday's episode of The Price Is Right, a…
Putin Keeps Posting Sticky Notes On His Refrigerator To Remind Him To Attack Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In order to refresh his memory, President Vladimir Putin has…
Biden Outsmarts U.S. Trucker Convoy By Using Chris Christie And Stacey Abrams To Block Washington, DC
WASHINGTON-- After learning about the US trucker convoy headed for Washington, DC,…
Justin Trudeau Hires Imperial Stormtroopers To Help Bring Order To The Galaxy
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to restore order to the…