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U.S. To Send 8 Million More Troops To Iraq To Get Kitty Down From Tree
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Charismatic Preacher Heals Leopard Of Its Spots
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Nicolas Cage Wanted For Impersonating An Actor
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Massive Earthquake In Russia Kills People’s Mood
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Humpty Dumpty Sues King’s Men For Botched Surgery
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Israel Builds Holocaust Museum For Holocaust Museum
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