Robert L. Peters Surfaces, Says Biden’s A Good Man Who Hasn’t Committed Any Crimes
WASHINGTON-- After the major news broke accusing Joe Biden of using the…
CNN Says Biden’s Corruption Is Improper But Mostly Peaceful
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After a slew of criminal accusations were brought against Joe…
Genius: Elon Musk Throws Biden Off His Trail By Renaming Twitter To ‘X’
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- After Joe Biden said he was going to investigate…
Weird Elflike Creature Seen Fleeing Area After Rand Paul’s Office Building Burns Down
BOWLING GREEN, KENTUCKY-- Investigators have presented new evidence in the case of…
Mike Pence Announces He’s Running For President Of Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After admitting at a Republican Primary Debate on Fox News…
Biden Says He’s Now Voting For Trump After Getting Free Blizzard Ice Cream
COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA-- After a campaign stop in Iowa, Donald Trump visited…
In Support Of American Indians, Ben & Jerry’s Hires Native American Elizabeth Warren As Spokesperson
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- Ben & Jerry's ice cream has thrown their full…
Elon Musk Limits Twitter Users To Only Those Whose Names Start With ‘Z’ On Saturdays Between 1:03AM And 2:37AM
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to address extreme levels of data…
DOJ Releases Damning Evidence Of Trump Callously Telling Blind Man ‘I’ll See You Later’
WASHINGTON-- The walls are closing in on Donald Trump after the Department…
Biden Responds To RFK Jr.’s Bench Press Video By Walking Two Feet Before Falling
WASHINGTON-- In response to Democrat presidential candidate RFK Jr. releasing a video…
Missing Titanic Submarine Found Inside Chris Christie’s Stomach
ATLANTIC OCEAN-- The frantic search for the OceanGate Titan submarine has been…
Mishap Ensues When Secret Service Agents Forget To Retrieve Jill Biden After Hanging Her Up To Dry
WASHINGTON-- Confusion happened at the White House Tuesday when Secret Service agents…