Tag: Rated G

World Famous Psychic Predicts Liberals Will Still Be Blaming Trump Hundreds Of Years From Now

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- World-renowned psychic Uri Caputo Browne has made yet another…

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MSNBC: ‘Trump Responsible For The Black Plague Of The 1300s’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Reliable news source MSNBC has just released some…

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Biden Promises To Help Victims Of Ohio Chemical Spill By Sending $100 Billion To Ukraine

WASHINGTON-- Days after the horrific aftermath of the deadly spill of vinyl…

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Biden’s State of The Union Address Was So Bad He Ripped Up His Own Speech

WASHINGTON-- In what will go down as one of the worst speeches…

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State Of The Union Cancelled After Biden’s Body Double Calls Out Sick

WASHINGTON-- The White House has just confirmed that tonight's State of the…

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Ron DeSantis Puzzled Why Anyone Thinks He’s Copying Trump’s Style

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- After receiving flack from numerous people accusing him of copying…

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Democrats Give Chinese Spy Balloon Free Money And Benefits After It Crosses Border

WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the mysterious Chinese spy balloon illegally crossed the northern…

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Cheap Chinese Spy Balloon Breaks After Using It Only One Time

HELENA, MONTANA-- A mysterious Chinese spy balloon that has been floating up…

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Putin Laughs After Biden Mistakenly Sends U.S. Tanks To Russia Instead Of Ukraine

MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In yet another gaffe by the current American president, Joe…

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Teary-Eyed Dan Crenshaw Eyes New Position After Watching Colleague Grab Oversight Committee Role

WASHINGTON-- After seeing the writing on the wall, Texas Republican Dan Crenshaw…

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Biden Travels To Southern Border To Prove Everything’s Fine

EL PASO, TEXAS-- After two years, Joe Biden has finally traveled down…

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COVID Virus Distances Itself From Disgraced Physician Dr. Fauci

U.S.-- Due to all the recent allegations of impropriety against retired physician…

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