AOC Says January 6 Footage Brings Back Bad Memories Of When She Died 10 Times That Day
WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says the release of the new January 6…
Chuck Schumer Says January 6 Was Worse Than The Day His Aunt Edna Burnt His Potato Latkes
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to drive home to the American people just…
To Save Time, Jimmy Kimmel Replays Same 7-Year-Old ‘Trump’s Going To Prison’ Monologue Every Show
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In order to focus more of his attention on calling…
Congress Mandates New Rules Amendment Requiring All Members To Pledge Allegiance To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- A new bipartisan rules amendment has been mandated by the US…
Man Becomes Astronaut Just To Get Away From Wife And Kids
MERRITT ISLAND, FLORIDA-- To what lengths will a man go to get…
Biden Promises To Give Every American $1 Million On February 31, 2023
WASHINGTON-- It appears as though every American citizen will be getting a…
Fox News Hires Ex-CNN’s Brian Stelter To Give Network More Conservative Viewpoint
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In an effort to give their dwindling…
Meghan Markle Leaves Prince Harry For South Park Harry
SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA-- Celebrity gossip magazines are working overtime reporting the breaking…
FBI Arrests Air Force One Stairs After Making Biden Fall Again
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Joe Biden fell down the Air Force One steps…
Biden Visits Ukraine To Check Out The Damage From The Ohio Chemical Spill
KIEV, UKRAINE-- To better assess the damages caused by the recent chemical…
Democrat High School President Wins Class Election With 81 Million Votes
CLAYMONT, DELAWARE-- A local Democrat high school student has made history this…
Toxic Avenger Says He Feels Right At Home After Moving Into East Palestine, Ohio
EAST PALESTINE, OHIO-- With news of the polluted chemical spill in Ohio…