Lightning Strikes MSNBC Headquarters After Rachel Maddow Says They Don’t Broadcast Untrue Things
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK--Only moments after Rachel Maddow interrupted Donald Trump's…
DOJ Prosecutor Jack Smith To Trump: ‘Kneel Before Jack’
WASHINGTON-- After being banished down to earth for his own bad behavior,…
Republicans Promise To Go After Biden’s Crimes By Writing The Sternest Letters And Angriest Tweets Yet
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress are mad as hell and they're not going…
Secret Service Arrests Sandbag That Brutally Attacked Biden And Caused Him To Trip And Fall
WASHINGTON-- A black sandbag was arrested yesterday by Secret Service after it…
Kevin McCarthy: ‘I Never Lied, I Just Didn’t Tell The Truth, Big Difference’
WASHINGTON-- After facing major backlash for allegedly lying to millions of Republicans,…
Geriatric Senators Ask Younger Congress Members How To Use Their Free New-Fangled Phone Thingys
WASHINGTON-- United States Senators were recently offered free satellite phones for emergency…
Ron DeSantis Promises When He’s President He Won’t Run For A Different Position After Only 3 Months On The Job
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- During a Twitter Spaces event with CEO Elon Musk, Ron…
Trump Trolls Ron DeSantis By Picking Mickey Mouse As His Vice President
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- As the Republican primaries get closer and tensions mount between…
Japan G7 Leaders Force Zelensky To Sumo Wrestle For More Ukraine Aid
HIROSHIMA, JAPAN-- During the latest G7 summit, all the world's leaders officially…
Harry And Meghan Barely Survive After Getting Chased By Kaleidoscope Of Butterflies
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- One of the most frightening events in…
Klaus Schwab To New Twitter CEO: ‘Linda, I Am Your Father’
COLOGNY, SWITZERLAND-- Upon hearing the predictable news that Elon Musk had hired…
George Santos Evades Arrest By Pausing Time Then Using His Super Speed To Travel Back In Time
LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK-- Just as federal authorities were about to make…