NBA Apologizes For Kyrie Irving Controversy By Hiring More Jewish Basketball Players
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Due to the backlash caused by Brooklyn Nets…
Democrats Ask For Election Fraud Amnesty Ahead Of Midterm Elections
WASHINGTON-- A large number of Democrat politicians have asked the American people…
John Fetterman Hires Caveman To Help Improve His Public Speaking Abilities
BRADDOCK, PENNSYLVANIA-- After Republican Dr. Oz tweeted that he would like a…
Man Ostracized By Liberal Friends For Refusing To Get Ukraine Flag Tattoo On Forehead
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A California man is being ostracized by his liberal…
Klaus Schwab Unveils New WEF Mini-Me Clone To Help Him Take Over The World
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND-- In an effort to help expedite his diabolical quest to…
Winnie The Pooh Has Eeyore Mysteriously Removed From Hundred Acre Wood Event
HUNDRED ACRE WOOD-- A major controversy has been swirling on social media…
John Fetterman Promises If Elected He’ll Be Real Pain In The Neck For Republicans
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman has promised his voters that…
Biden Dons New Look To Help Boost Failing Poll Numbers
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to boost his horrible poll numbers, a worried…
Man Sues Deer Who Ran Out In Front Of His Car In Head-On Collison
VINELAND, NEW JERSEY-- An angry New Jersey man is suing a deer…
Stephen King Writes New Horror Novel About Writer Who Obsesses About Former President On Social Media
BANGOR, MAINE-- Famous writer Stephen King announced on his official Twitter X…
Biden Travels To Pennsylvania To Give John Fetterman Public Speaking Advice
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- In order to help the Democrats win the Pennsylvania senate…
Activists Super Glue Nostrils And Mouths Shut In Protest Of Climate Change
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Two climate change activists from a campaign group called Just…