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Switzerland No Longer Neutral, Makes First Decision In 200 Years
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Kanye West Named ‘Kanye West Of The Year’
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Obama Orders Anti-Anti Gun Law
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It’s Official: Jason Statham Comes Out On Live TV
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Congress Passes Toilet Paper Recycle Bill
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Feminist Protests Feminism, Says It’s Too Masculine
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Anonymous Group Hacks Elton John’s Pacemaker
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Mexico Thwarts Trump’s Plan, Builds Wall First
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO-- In a real life cat and mouse game taking…
