Apple Updates Logo To Better Reflect Their Pro-Communist Company Values
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Fox News Promises To Constantly Talk About How They’re Not Going To Talk About Trump
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The Fox News channel has promised to…
Biden Promises To Address FTX Scandal By Sending Another $100 Billion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the stunning revelation that FTX was a money laundering…
RINO Republicans Relieved They Won’t Have To Do Any Work After Joyous Election Losses To Democrats
WASHINGTON-- After losing a slew of expected races to Democrats during the…
Liberals Cheer Win, Saying John Fetterman Represents The Typical Democrat Voter
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- After John Fetterman very legitimately beat Dr. Oz in the…
NBA Apologizes For Kyrie Irving Controversy By Hiring More Jewish Basketball Players
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Due to the backlash caused by Brooklyn Nets…
Democrats Ask For Election Fraud Amnesty Ahead Of Midterm Elections
WASHINGTON-- A large number of Democrat politicians have asked the American people…
John Fetterman Hires Caveman To Help Improve His Public Speaking Abilities
BRADDOCK, PENNSYLVANIA-- After Republican Dr. Oz tweeted that he would like a…
Man Ostracized By Liberal Friends For Refusing To Get Ukraine Flag Tattoo On Forehead
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A California man is being ostracized by his liberal…
Klaus Schwab Unveils New WEF Mini-Me Clone To Help Him Take Over The World
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND-- In an effort to help expedite his diabolical quest to…
Winnie The Pooh Has Eeyore Mysteriously Removed From Hundred Acre Wood Event
HUNDRED ACRE WOOD-- A major controversy has been swirling on social media…
John Fetterman Promises If Elected He’ll Be Real Pain In The Neck For Republicans
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman has promised his voters that…
