White House Clarifies That Biden’s Actually Shaking Hands With Invisible Man
WASHINGTON-- After numerous strange videos of President Joe Biden shaking hands with…
Stacey Abrams Recants Statement After Eating 100 Snickers Bars: ‘You’re Not You When You’re Hungry’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After facing major backlash for her statement about there being…
Police Bust Local Catnip Dealer After Officers Pose As Cats
BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- Police in Vermont are being heralded as heroes for busting…
FBI Raids Nest Of Squirrel That Was Rummaging Through Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Trashcan
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After receiving a tip that an Eastern gray squirrel…
MSNBC: ‘It’s 2032, The Walls Are Definitely Closing In On Trump This Time’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- On a year 2032 episode of MSNBC…
Martha’s Vineyard Democrats Turn Away Migrants After Learning They’re Trump Supporters
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- Immediately after discovering that the Venezuelan migrants were supporters of…
Vacationing Liberals Disguise Themselves So People Don’t Notice Them Enjoying Freedom-Loving Florida
KEY WEST, FLORIDA-- In order to not appear like hypocrites, numerous liberals…
It’s 2036, Bernie Bros Saying Sanders Still Has Chance To Win 2020 Nomination
MONTPELIER, VERMONT-- Still holding out hope that Bernie Sanders will get the…
Dog Wakes Up To Strange Woman In His Bed After Wild Night Out
ROME, ITALY-- A dog was out on the town with a group…
Conjoined Twins Disown Each Other Over Difference Of Political Views
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- For the last six years, conjoined twins John and Jack…
White House Commemorates 9/11 By Sending Another $3 Trillion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- To celebrate the atrocities and lives lost on the anniversary of…
Biden Giving $2.6 Billion To Americans–Wait, Nevermind, It’s Going To Ukraine Again
WASHINGTON-- Millions of Americans were thrilled after hearing the rumors that President…
