Mishap Ensues When Secret Service Agents Forget To Retrieve Jill Biden After Hanging Her Up To Dry
WASHINGTON-- Confusion happened at the White House Tuesday when Secret Service agents…
Lightning Strikes MSNBC Headquarters After Rachel Maddow Says They Don’t Broadcast Untrue Things
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK--Only moments after Rachel Maddow interrupted Donald Trump's…
DOJ Prosecutor Jack Smith To Trump: ‘Kneel Before Jack’
WASHINGTON-- After being banished down to earth for his own bad behavior,…
Republicans Promise To Go After Biden’s Crimes By Writing The Sternest Letters And Angriest Tweets Yet
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress are mad as hell and they're not going…
Secret Service Arrests Sandbag That Brutally Attacked Biden And Caused Him To Trip And Fall
WASHINGTON-- A black sandbag was arrested yesterday by Secret Service after it…
Kevin McCarthy: ‘I Never Lied, I Just Didn’t Tell The Truth, Big Difference’
WASHINGTON-- After facing major backlash for allegedly lying to millions of Republicans,…
Geriatric Senators Ask Younger Congress Members How To Use Their Free New-Fangled Phone Thingys
WASHINGTON-- United States Senators were recently offered free satellite phones for emergency…
Ron DeSantis Promises When He’s President He Won’t Run For A Different Position After Only 3 Months On The Job
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- During a Twitter Spaces event with CEO Elon Musk, Ron…
Trump Trolls Ron DeSantis By Picking Mickey Mouse As His Vice President
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- As the Republican primaries get closer and tensions mount between…
Japan G7 Leaders Force Zelensky To Sumo Wrestle For More Ukraine Aid
HIROSHIMA, JAPAN-- During the latest G7 summit, all the world's leaders officially…
Harry And Meghan Barely Survive After Getting Chased By Kaleidoscope Of Butterflies
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- One of the most frightening events in…
Klaus Schwab To New Twitter CEO: ‘Linda, I Am Your Father’
COLOGNY, SWITZERLAND-- Upon hearing the predictable news that Elon Musk had hired…
