Justin Trudeau Kneels With Canadian Truckers After They Disguise Themselves As BLM
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has finally met with the truckers…
State Of Emergency Announced After Ontario Premier Doug Ford Gets Stuck In Doorway Of Home
ONTARIO, CANADA-- A serious state of emergency was declared this morning after…
China’s President Xi Praises Ottawa Police For Their Authoritarian Tactics
BEIJING, CHINA-- During a live execution of a foreign journalist covering the…
Trudeau, Dressed As Lord Humungus From The Road Warrior, Tells Truckers To ‘Just Walk Away’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an effort to regain control of Canada, Prime Minister…
Justin Trudeau Hides Out In AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After fleeing from Canada to the United States to…
Justin Trudeau Channels Spirit Of Deceased Father Fidel Castro For Advice On How To Deal With Truckers
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the Canadian trucker convoy of freedom getting closer and…
Vladimir Putin Trolls Biden By Putting ‘I Did That’ Stickers To The Front Of Russian Tanks
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- As tensions between the United States and Russia heat up,…
Thousands Of Canada Geese Join Truckers Against Mandates By Blocking Justin Trudeau’s Home Driveway
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Thousands of angry Canada geese have joined in the convoy…
Canada’s Justin Trudeau Outraged After Seeing Maskless ‘Idiot’ In Mirror
OTTAWA, CANADA-- While in a press conference this morning discussing the best…
UK’s Boris Johnson Reveals Recently ‘Unearthed Photo’ Of Jesus Getting The Vaccine
LONDON, ENGLAND-- During his recent Christmas Eve message this morning, sloshed British…
Santa Claus Says He Now Identifies As Mrs. Claus And Will Be Staying Home This Christmas Eve To Bake Cookies
NORTH POLE-- In a new twist to the Christmas tradition, the man…
Santa Claus Will Be Injecting Sleeping Children This Christmas After Getting Paid Off By Big Pharma
NORTH POLE-- Santa Claus recently announced on his official Twitter account that…
