Somali Parents Evict Lazy Son For Failing To Launch A Single Federal Fraud Scheme
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Furious and deeply disappointed Somali parents reportedly evicted their 26-year-old…
New California Mandate Requires ID To Prove You Are Under 12 Before Purchasing Tobacco
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- California officials announced a sweeping new public health mandate this…
FBI Announces Historic Arrest Of 85-Year-Old Grandmother Who Cheated At Bingo
WASHINGTON-- In what is being hailed by absolutely no one as the…
Out-Of-Work Justin Trudeau Opens Fraudulent Minnesota Somali Daycare Center
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, reportedly unemployed and financially…
DOJ Arrests Mysterious Black Rectangle From Epstein Files, Pam Bondi Declares Case Closed
WASHINGTON-- In a stunning breakthrough that Attorney General Pam Bondi is calling…
Kash Patel Concludes FBI Would Function Perfectly If Agents Stopped Following His Orders
WASHINGTON-- FBI Director Kash Patel announced Tuesday that the bureau’s recent struggles…
California Bans ‘Assault Matches’ And ‘High-Capacity Lighters’ To Combat Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In a move to combat the state's annual wildfire apocalypse,…
ICE Lures Somalis Out Of Minnesota Homes Using Lightbulbs Duct-Taped To Broomsticks
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- In a bold new tactic meant to ramp up…
Man Who Wished Death On Unvaccinated Now Humbly Asks For Their Blood Donations
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In a stunning reversal, local liberal activist and former…
Another Black Gang Shooting In Democrat-Run Chicago, Mayor Promises To Blame White People Again
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- In a press conference held hours after yet another black…
ICE Deports Illegal Aliens To The People’s Republic Of California
U.S.-- After arresting thousands of illegal aliens this week in Republican states…
Trump’s 600,000 New Chinese Students Seen Dropping Out Of Spy Balloons
U.S.-- Only hours after President Donald Trump announced a new deal to…
