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WASHINGTON-- The world-famous COVID virus has been reported to be in critical…
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BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- Once leftwing news outlets put the word out that the…
Sesame Street’s Elmo Rushed To Emergency Room Only Days After Bragging About Being Vaccinated
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Only days after telling the world how…
Petrified Bill Clinton Begs Hospital To Please Not Send Him Back Home To Wife Hillary
ORANGE, CALIFORNIA-- Former President Bill Clinton begged the University of California Irvine…
Man Chokes To Death After Biting Off More Than He Could Chew
MASTICATE, WASHINGTON-- A Masticate man was rushed to the emergency room where…
Scientific Phenomenon: Woman Gives Birth To Thirty-Two Year Old Man
ARAD, ROMANIA-- A 21-year-old Romanian woman has recently given birth to a…
True Love? Man Literally Gives Woman His Heart For Valentine’s Day, Then Gets Dumped
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN-- As a pre-Valentine's Day surprise, a man in Sweden thought…
Scrooge McDuck Rushed To Emergency Room For Head Injury
DUCKBURG-- The world's richest duck Scrooge McDuck was recently taken to the…
Surgeons Discover Chipmunk Living Inside Of A Woman
HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT-- Surgeons at the Hartford Quickie Medical Center discovered an Eastern…
If You Forget To Do This One Thing You’ll Die
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH-- Experts at the Salt Lake City Medical Center…
Man Ruptures Colon In Farting Contest
PUZZA, INDIANA-- A 21 year old college student was taken to the…
