Al Gore Warns If Trump Not Stopped Soon Then Polar Ice Caps Will Melt And World Will End By 2013
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND-- During a fiery speech about the climate crisis at a…
CNN Says Man’s Sexual Abuse Of Corpse Was Consensual
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- CNN has reported on the New York…
Oops: Amy Coney Barrett Deported To El Salvador Prison After Mistaking Her For MS-13 Gang Member
ANGULO, EL SALVADOR-- ICE agents have come under fire once again after…
Angry Demonstrators Protest DOGE Stopping Their Congress Members’ Money Laundering Operations
U.S.-- Enraged protesters have taken to the streets this weekend to demonstrate…
DOJ Seeks Death Penalty For Luigi Mangione By Sentencing Him To Canadian Healthcare
U.S.-- The United States DOJ issued a strong statement in response to…
Anti-Elon Musk Protesters Wear Their KKK Hoods To Hide Identity While Burning Teslas
U.S.-- In an effort to avoid detection while committing their crimes, protesters…
Bipolar Tesla Arsonist Leaves Apology Note After Vandalizing Vehicle
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Police in Las Vegas are searching for an apparently…
Federal Judge Orders Trump To Return Released American Hostage Back To The Taliban
U.S.-- Uh-oh. A federal judge has ruled against President Donald Trump once…
Leftist Neuralink Recipient Places ‘I Got This Implant Before Elon Musk Went Crazy’ Sticker On Forehead
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In protest of her newfound hatred for Elon Musk,…
U.S. Border Patrol Places George Floyd Statues Along U.S.-Canada Border To Lure Fentanyl Dealers
U.S.-- President Donald Trump's war on fentanyl just took a bold step…
New California Bill Would Require Victims To ‘Play Dead’ Before Using Self-Defense
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A controversial new bill has been introduced by Democrats…
US Immigration Deports Ukrainian Illegal Alien
U.S.-- The United States Immigration Department has deported another large group of…
