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New LGBTQ Female L.A. Fire Chief Seen Googling ‘What To Do After Massive Fire Breaks Out’
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Grieving FBI Agents Kneel In Remembrance Of Deceased New Orleans Terrorist
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FBI Closes Case On New Orleans Terrorist Attack After Not Finding Any Little, Old MAGA Grandmoms Waving American Flags To Arrest
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Santa Claus’s Sleigh Robbed While Delivering Gifts In San Francisco
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Shooter Luigi Mangione Panicking After Jim Cramer Predicts He’ll Be Found Not Guilty And Released
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Dream Big: Former McDonald’s Fry Cook, Garbage Man Named TIME’s ‘Person Of The Year’
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California Announces They Should Be Finished Counting 2024 Election Ballots By Next Election
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Democrat Voters Threaten Our Democracy By Now Questioning 2024 Election Results
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‘Newsweek’ Nominated For Pulitzer Prize After Discovering Trump Doesn’t Actually Work At McDonald’s
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Hurricane Milton Shot, Killed After Mistakenly Travelling Through Chicago
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Equity Alert: FEMA Checks Racial Demographic Of Florida Hurricane Path First Before Dispersing Funds
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