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U.S.-- Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr. recently announced another win…
Elon Musk Disguises Tesla Vehicles As Liberals So Rioters Will Stop Burning Them
U.S.-- As leftist rioters around the country continue to attack Tesla dealerships,…
Mark Zuckerberg Promises To Bring Free Speech To Facebook By Banning Only 100,000 Conservative Accounts Per Day
U.S.-- After seeing the shift to a more conservative America with the…
FDA Forced To Apologize To Horse Community For Equine-Phobic Ivermectin Stance
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Pfizer Creates New Vaccine To Protect Against Effects Of Boeing Plane Malfunctions
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Due to the ongoing Boeing plane malfunctions epidemic,…
Cautious Vampire Worried Next Victim May Be COVID Vaccinated
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Mark Zuckerberg Checks Twitter X To See Why Facebook And Instagram Are Down
MENLO PARK, CALIFORNIA-- Millions of people around the world were in a…
Naked Doctor Wins Lawsuit To Open Up All Nude Medical Practice
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- A huge win for nudists across the country came this…
Doctors Warn Having A Heart Puts You At Greater Risk Of A Heart Attack
NEW BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY-- A groundbreaking study has made the news this…
Bill Gates Promises His New GMO Mosquitos Are Just As Safe And Effective As His Vaccines
MEDINA, WASHINGTON-- After all the recent reports that the new genetically modified…
Biden Prepares For New COVID Vaccine Rollout By Practicing His Saline Injection Performances
WASHINGTON-- While fielding questions from White House news reporters, Joe Biden revealed…
Genius: Elon Musk Throws Biden Off His Trail By Renaming Twitter To ‘X’
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