U.S. Unveils Israel Loyalty Punch Card: Buy 10 Congress Members, Get 1 Free Middle East War
WASHINGTON — In an effort to streamline a long-standing bipartisan tradition, the…
US Government Apologizes For Accidentally Releasing Iran False Flag Two Weeks Before It Happens
WASHINGTON— The State Department issued a rare formal apology today after a…
Republicans Demand Trump Stop Implementing GOP Platform So They Can Keep Fundraising Off Pretending To Support It
WASHINGTON—In an emergency closed-door meeting Friday, a coalition of concerned Senate Republicans…
Democrats Claim Playing Trump’s State Of The Union Backwards Reveals Secret Russian Directives
WASHINGTON— Calling it the most chilling and undeniable piece of evidence discovered…
Kamala Harris Holds Her Own State Of The Union To Liquor Cabinet Members Jack Daniel’s, Jim Beam, And Jose Cuervo
WASHINGTON—Refusing to let a crushing electoral defeat silence her voice, former Vice…
Trump Kicks Off State Of The Union By Waterboarding CNN Reporter
WASHINGTON—President Donald Trump opened his 2026 State of the Union address Tuesday…
Nancy Pelosi Spotted Ripping Papers In Capitol Gym For Final Trump State Of The Union Showdown
WASHINGTON — Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was reportedly spotted this week…
Mayor Mamdani Goes Door-To-Door Checking Under Floorboards For Hidden Dogs
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK — Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced a citywide…
America Celebrates ‘Hillary And Kamala Still Not Presidents Day’
U.S. — Millions of Americans gathered Monday to observe this year's "Hillary…
AOC Prepares For Munich Foreign Policy Conference By Watching ‘Team America: World Police’
MUNICH, GERMANY — After arriving at the 62nd Munich Security Conference, Representative…
Congressman Shri Thanedar Pauses Immigration Hearing To Sell ICE Director Extended Warranty On His 2005 Honda Civic
WASHINGTON — In a bizarre exchange during today's highly anticipated Immigration hearings,…
Congress Holds Epstein’s Pilot In Contempt For Refusing To Answer Any Questions
WASHINGTON — A tense congressional hearing erupted into outrage Thursday after Congress…
