USA To Russia: ‘Only We’re Allowed To Commit War Crimes’
WASHINGTON-- In response to the accusations of indiscriminate attacks by Russian forces…
First Grader Nominated To Supreme Court After Providing Definition Of The Word ‘Woman’
WASHINGTON-- A first grade girl from Kansas has made history for becoming…
Hunter Biden’s Laptop Says It’s Running As A Democrat For US Congress
WASHINGTON-- Hunter Biden's laptop has just announced on its Twitter account that…
Dr. Fauci Contemplates Retiring To Be Able To Spend More Time Torturing Puppies
WASHINGTON-- America's favorite physician Dr. Fauci made a startling announcement this week,…
Trump Holds Beautiful Rally In Post Apocalyptic World After Biden Destroys Country From Nuclear War
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after President Joe Biden destroyed the world from getting into…
Generous Congress Members Give Themselves Pay Raises In Support Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- To show their love and generosity toward the plight of Ukraine,…
Biden Tells American Children Putin Murdered The Easter Bunny
WASHINGTON-- In an emotional speech Thursday, President Joe Biden informed the millions…
US Congress Makes Pledge Of Allegiance To President Zelensky Mandatory Inside Schools
WASHINGTON-- In a unanimous bipartisan move, members of Congress passed a bill…
World Cheers After Obama Makes History As America’s First Black President With COVID
WASHINGTON-- News outlets have reported that former President Barack Obama has made…
Biden Administration Suggests Pushing Your Vehicles Around To Save On Gas
WASHINGTON-- With gas prices reaching an all-time high ever since he took…
US Government Makes Ukraine 51st State Of America
WASHINGTON-- To better protect Ukraine and also Biden's shady business dealings, President…
Biden Administration Really Sticks It To Russia By Letting American People Starve To Death
WASHINGTON-- The Biden Administration has informed US citizens that the best way…
