Obama Visits New Jersey To Teach Governor Phil Murphy How To Better Lie To Voters Before Election
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Former President Barack Hussein Obama spent some time in…
White House Confirms Biden Will Dress Up In Costume And Pretend He’s President This Halloween
WASHINGTON-- Relieved that he can finally tell people he's the legitimate commander-in-chief,…
Biden Mandates White House Staff Must Tattoo Their Names On Foreheads So He Won’t Forget Who They Are
WASHINGTON-- What's in a name? That's the question Joe Biden has been…
Republicans Propose Amendment To Add ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ To US Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress came out of hiding Wednesday to give Fox…
At 189 Years Old, Nancy Pelosi Says She’s Almost Ready To Retire From Political Office…Almost
WASHINGTON-- Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi reaffirmed a promise she…
Petrified Bill Clinton Begs Hospital To Please Not Send Him Back Home To Wife Hillary
ORANGE, CALIFORNIA-- Former President Bill Clinton begged the University of California Irvine…
Emperor Biden Builds Coliseum To Feed All The Unvaccinated Americans To Hungry Lions
WASHINGTON-- Tired of waiting around for the rest of the country to…
Infographic: Inside The Mind Of Joe Biden
Being the most popular president in United States history must be a…
Biden Mandates That All Women Must Let Him Sniff Their Hair
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after virtue-signaling by getting his saline booster shot on live…
Biden Fires Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez After Mistaking Her For A Border Patrol Horse
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden is getting both criticism and praise from Republicans after…
An Impatient Joe Biden Hires Freddy Krueger To Vaccinate Hesitant People While They’re Sleeping
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has finally reached his breaking point in trying to…
Biden Hires Hillary Clinton To Yell ‘What Difference Does It Make’ Whenever Asked About Afghanistan
WASHINGTON-- Resident Joe Biden has gone on the offensive against pesky news…
