Arizona’s Katie Hobbs Takes Lead After Thousands Of Votes Found Inside John Fetterman’s Neck
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- Maricopa County election officials made a startling discovery Thursday after…
New York Criminals Relieved After Governor Kathy Hochul Wins Election
ALBANY, NEW YORK-- Criminals in New York have been breathing a sigh…
Liberals Cheer Win, Saying John Fetterman Represents The Typical Democrat Voter
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- After John Fetterman very legitimately beat Dr. Oz in the…
Democrats Ask For Election Fraud Amnesty Ahead Of Midterm Elections
WASHINGTON-- A large number of Democrat politicians have asked the American people…
Gay, Black, Immigrant, Female White House Press Secretary Fired For Not Being Diverse Enough
WASHINGTON-- The Biden administration has announced that they have fired White House…
Nancy Pelosi Drafts Articles Of Impeachment Against Trump Over Her Husband’s Quarrel
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has drafted articles of impeachment against Donald…
John Fetterman Hires Caveman To Help Improve His Public Speaking Abilities
BRADDOCK, PENNSYLVANIA-- After Republican Dr. Oz tweeted that he would like a…
Democrats Pander To Dead People To Try And Win The Deceased Vote
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- With the presidential election only months away, frantic Democrats have…
White House Says Biden To Dress Up As Real President For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- For the third year in a row, the White House has…
John Fetterman Promises If Elected He’ll Be Real Pain In The Neck For Republicans
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman has promised his voters that…
Biden Dons New Look To Help Boost Failing Poll Numbers
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to boost his horrible poll numbers, a worried…
Biden Travels To Pennsylvania To Give John Fetterman Public Speaking Advice
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- In order to help the Democrats win the Pennsylvania senate…
