BREAKING: James Comey Clears Himself Of All Charges After Rigorous 30-Second Self-Investigation
WASHINGTON-- Only hours after a federal grand jury indicted him on multiple…
Gavin Newsom Forces ICE Agents To Unmask Just Like He Did During His COVID Mask Mandate
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Being hailed by progressives as a critical step toward accountability,…
Secret Service Agents Suffer PTSD Flashback After Trump Gets Stuck On Sloped Escalator
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Still suffering from PTSD from last year's…
U.S. Sends Goat Ambassador To Afghanistan To Woo Taliban Into Returning Bagram Air Base
WASHINGTON-- In a bizarre attempt to reclaim Bagram Air Base from the…
Trump Moves Pam Bondi’s Desk To Fox News Studios So Maybe She’ll Actually Do Something
WASHINGTON-- In an attempt to boost the productivity of his top law…
Democrats Claim Founding Fathers Were Actually Indian H-1B Workers Who Built America
WASHINGTON-- In a bizarre attempt to justify their stance on immigration, prominent…
Gavin Newsom Caught Watching Footage Of California Wildfire Destruction To Get In The Mood
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In a revelation that has sent shock and disgust across…
Democrats Vow To Fight Trump’s Fascism By Burning Down The White House
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking display of moral clarity, the Democrat Party has…
Democrats Propose Banning Conservatives To Stop Violence Against Conservatives
WASHINGTON-- In a groundbreaking move hailed as progressive pragmatism, Democrat leaders unveiled…
Trump Declares Democrat Party A Domestic Terrorist Organization
WASHINGTON-- In a historic primetime address from the White House, President Donald…
RFK Jr. Senate Hearing Abruptly Halted As Elizabeth Warren Awaits Pfizer Payoff
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking display of brazen corruption, today's RFK Jr. Senate…
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Appoints Notorious Gang Member ‘Lil’ Slim Reaper’ As New Police Chief Amid Record Murder Rates
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - In a move that has left residents both bewildered…
