Jared Leto Becomes First Person In History To Ride Outside Of Elon Musk’s SpaceX Rocket Into Space
BOCA CHICA BEACH, TEXAS-- Musician and Hollywood actor Jared Leto has made history once again after strapping himself to the outside of Elon Musk's SpaceX rocket as it blasted off…
Elusive Bigfoot Allegedly Spotted On Released January 6 Capitol Footage
WASHINGTON-- As soon as new House Speaker Mike Johnson released the infamous January 6 Capitol riot tapes, internet sleuths began combing through the hours of video looking for clues only…
Madonna Threatens To Put Out A New Album If Trump Becomes President
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Pop singer Madonna has gone on record to voice her displeasure with the top Republican candidate and has promised that if Donald Trump becomes president of the…
Trump Tells Supporters What The World Really Thinks About Obama’s Biden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJz4MTCw5xc CLAREMONT, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- An animated Donald Trump gave a rousing speech during a rally in Claremont, New Hampshire where he let the world in on a little secret that…
Nikki Haley, Who Doesn’t Go By Real Name, Demands All Americans Be Verified By Their Real Names
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- On a recent Fox News program, Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley told the surprised audience that every person in the United States should be legally required…
Israel Says All The Gazan Children They Bombed Were Just Really Small Hamas Midgets
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- After receiving international backlash for the bombing of thousands of innocent children in Gaza, Israeli officials were quick to claim that all those little kids were actually…
Massive Fire Breaks Out In Los Angeles After Gavin Newsom Sprays Hairspray Near Open Flame
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Firefighters continue working around the clock to put out a massive fire that broke out yesterday in the Los Angeles area after California Governor Gavin Newsom sprayed…
China’s President Xi Jinping Visiting America To Learn From Biden How Not To Run A Country
BEIJING, CHINA-- President Xi Jinping of China will be making a trip to the United States on Wednesday to meet with President Joe Biden in an effort to learn the…
Let’s Take This Veterans Day To Celebrate The Top 3 Bravest Cats Who Fought Heroically For The United States
U.S.-- In celebration of this year's Veterans Day, we would like to honor all the courageous cats who risked it all and put their nine lives on the line to…
John Fetterman Waves North Korean Flag In Support Of Israel
WASHINGTON-- In response to pro-Palestine supporters outside the US Capitol Building, progressive Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman proudly walked outside and then bravely confronted the large group of people to show…
Chris Christie’s ‘White Lizzo’ Twerking Skills Force Putin To Surrender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbOqQ9KN8i0 KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin was left with no choice but to throw up the white flag of surrender after watching obese Republican Chris Christie twerking on the…
Third GOP Debate Whittled Down To 5 Candidates After Chris Christie Eats Pence And Burgum
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- Last night's third Republican presidential debate was cut down to only five candidates after former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie had gotten a sudden hunger attack before the…
