Justin Trudeau Celebrates Canada Pride Month By Wearing Rainbow-Face
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Gay Pride Month has officially kicked off around the world and flamboyant Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau has been spotted celebrating the monthlong event by wearing rainbow-face.…
Obama And Hillary Celebrate Trump Verdict By Drone Striking Innocent People And Deleting Confidential Emails
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the guilty verdict was handed down to Donald Trump in his hush money case, former President Barack Hussein Obama and failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton celebrated the…
Nikki Haley Recalls Time She Wrote ‘Finish Them’ On Atomic Bomb Dropped On Japan
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- During a visit to Israel over Memorial Day weekend, former US ambassador Nikki Haley signed a few Israeli bombs headed for Gaza and also recounted the time…
Robert De Niro Has Staredown With Trump Outside New York Courthouse
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After leaving the New York courthouse on Monday morning, Donald Trump was met by diminutive actor Robert De Niro, which led the angry Hollywood celebrity…
Trump Makes History As First President To Attend And Win NASCAR Coca Cola 600
CONCORD, NORTH CAROLINA-- Donald Trump has made history once again after winning the NASCAR Coca Cola 600, making him the first president not only to attend the event but to…
Libertarian Party Nominates Chase Oliver In Effort To Get Even Less Than 3% Of National Vote
U.S.-- The Libertarian Party has thrown their dirty hat into the presidential ring by officially nominating gay, far-left Chase Oliver as their nominee, saying that their ultimate goal is to…
Biden Promises To Pardon Jeffrey Dahmer Day One If Reelected
WEST POINT, NEW YORK-- While giving a speech at a West Point Naval Academy commencement, President Joe Biden told the crowd of uncomfortable graduates that if they reelect him for…
RIP: Millions Of Americans Vote To Replace George Floyd Statue With Sculpture Of Kabosu Meme Dog
U.S.-- There was sad news this week after it was reported that world-famous Japanese Shiba Inu dog Kabosu had passed away at the age of 18-years-old, with millions of Americans…
Biden Requests New Debate Format Of Him Just Lying Down Inside His Basement
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has finally agreed to debate his Republican opponent Donald Trump, but has made sure there were a few minor stipulations, including him just staying at home…
Frightened Gavin Newsom Hides Under Bed After Guns Come To Life And Break Into His Home
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- A horrible crime happened in California yesterday after a group of guns magically came to life and then broke into the home of Gavin Newsom and began terrorizing…
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil For Iran’s Fallen Austere Scholar President Ebrahim Raisi
WASHINGTON-- Mourning Democrat politicians held a candlelight vigil this morning for their fallen hero Ebrahim Raisi of Iran, calling the late Iranian president an austere scholar and one of the…
Discontented Zelensky Longs For Simple Days Of Just Playing Penis Piano And Dancing In Women’s Heels
KIEV, UKRAINE-- As the war between Ukraine and Russia rages on, disaffected President Volodymyr Zelensky took some alone time to reflect on both his new miserable life and reminisce about…
