Kamala Tops Hillary’s Pandering By Bringing Entire Table Of Hot Sauce To Atlanta Rally
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After Hillary Clinton advised her to bring some hot sauce to the rally to try and win over the black vote, Vice President Kamala Harris took it a…
Justin Trudeau Offers Maduro His Mounted Police To Trample Unruly Venezuelan Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After watching the protests against Nicolás Maduro in Venezuela in response to the election results, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has offered the South American president his infamous Canadian…
Controversial Group ‘Fake Blacks For Harris’ Comes Out In Support Of Kamala
U.S.-- According to mainstream media outlets Kamala Harris' popularity has been organically rising, and another group "Fake Blacks For Harris" has come out in support of the Democratic candidate's bid…
Kamala Harris Unveils New Campaign Slogan: ‘Let’s Finish Destroying America’
WASHINGTON-- In order to keep the progress going that her and President Joe Biden have made during the last four years, the Kamala Harris team began throwing around new campaign…
Politician Who’s Been In Government For Over 50 Years Wants Term Limits For Supreme Court
WASHINGTON-- After spending almost 55 years as a a politician, President Joe Biden has unveiled a new plan to reform the Supreme Court by enforcing term limits on justices. Only…
President Xi Impressed With American Media’s Chinese Communist-Style Push Of Kamala Propaganda
BEIJING, CHINA-- American news media outlets have caught the attention and admiration of President Xi Jinping of China for the way they craftily continue to lie to the public by…
Kamala Harris Eyes Possible Cabinet Roles After Watching Olympics Opening Ceremony
WASHINGTON-- In preparation for her hopes to defeat Donald Trump in the election and become the next president, Democrat Vice President Kamala Harris has already selected a few possible Cabinet…
FBI Monitoring Any Americans Who Refused To Watch Olympics Opening Pride Ceremony
U.S.-- Millions of Americans are now being monitored by the FBI after the federal law enforcement agency performed an urgent investigation and discovered a great portion of the country either…
Justin Trudeau Copies Kamala Harris’ Campaign Strategy By Also Running As A Fake Black Politician
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has recently revamped his campaign strategy after seeing his struggling poll numbers by copying US Democratic candidate Kamala Harris' winning tactic of pretending…
Biden And Bernie Sanders Reminisce About The Time They Were Each Cheated Out Of Race By A Cackling Woman
WASHINGTON-- Only days after the DNC performed a coup d'é·tat on him in an effort to rig Vice President Kamala Harris in as the Democrat candidate, Joe Biden called his…
New Polling Shows Kamala Harris Leads Trump Among Dead Voters
U.S.-- In a series of recent polls, Vice President Kamala Harris has shown a significant lead over Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump among dead voters, with a 100-point advantage in…
Iran Subverts Democracy By Installing Presidential Candidate No One Voted For— No Wait, That Was The United States
U.S.-- Mainstream media outlets were abuzz with the news that Iran had once again overthrown democracy by installing a presidential candidate that the rich elites had chosen and the citizens…
