Vatican Reveals Pope Francis’ Last Vision Before Passing Away
VATICAN CITY-- As millions of people from around the world mourn the passing of the late Pope Francis, Vatican City released a statement in his remembrance and revealed that he…
Biden Family Denies Rumors Joe Was Photoshopped Into Easter Photo
GREENVILLE, DELAWARE-- An Easter celebration photo shared on social media on the official Joe Biden account has faced scrutiny and sparked countless discussions regarding its authenticity, with the Biden family…
Awkward Moment After Pope Francis Arrives At Pearly Gates And Sees Big, Beautiful Wall Around Heaven
HEAVEN-- It was an awkward moment for recently deceased Pope Francis after he arrived at God's Pearly Gates and noticed a really big, beautiful wall surrounding the entire perimeter of…
RFK Jr. Gives Disappointed Grandkids Easter Baskets With Ribeye Steak, Raw Milk, And Beef Tallow Again This Year
WASHINGTON-- It's the Easter holiday in the Kennedy home and RFK Jr.'s grandkids were disappointed once again this year after receiving yet another Easter basket full of raw steaks, raw…
Aw: Democrat Chris Van Hollen Seen Holding MS-13 Member’s Pants Pocket In Prison
ANGULO, EL SALVADOR-- Only hours after arriving at the maximum security CECOT prison in El Salvador, Democrat Senator Chris Van Hollen had already become the property of one of the…
PR Disaster For China After Chinese Bots Malfunction And Begin Posting Anti-China Messages
BEIJING, CHINA-- In a major PR disaster for the Chinese Communist Party, millions of Chinese bots on social media suddenly malfunctioned and began posting anti-China, pro-America messages in what geopolitical…
Democrats Fight To Get ‘Maryland Man’ Hannibal Lecter Released From Prison
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND-- Democrats are mad as hell and fighting hard to get infamous cannibalistic serial killer Dr. Hannibal Lecter released from prison and are accusing Republicans of playing politics by…
United States Designates UK Labour Party As A Foreign Terrorist Organization
WASHINGTON-- The US Department of State has recently updated their list of designated foreign terrorist groups by adding the UK Labour Party due to the United Kingdom's leading political organization…
Gavin Newsom Sues Trump Over Tariffs On China After Getting Phone Call From His Boss
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Only moments after finishing a phone call with his boss Xi Jinping, California Governor Gavin Newsom gave a press conference to announce that he was suing the Trump…
Senile, Elderly Patient Escapes From Nursing Home And Pretends He’s President
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A heartbreaking moment took place Tuesday after a severely demented, elderly man escaped from a nursing home and then later crashed a speaking conference where he pretended that…
CNN Says Man’s Sexual Abuse Of Corpse Was Consensual
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- CNN has reported on the New York City man wanted for allegedly sexually abusing a corpse on the subway, with the world's most trusted news…
Zelensky Jealous As Leftists Now Virtue Signaling For China
KIEV, UKRAINE-- According to various sources, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was said to be extremely distraught watching thousands of leftists forget all about him to focus all of their attention…
