Sesame Street Starts Off New Pride Month Episode With The Letters ‘BDSM’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- In celebration of this year's Pride Month, children's television show Sesame Street has aired a brave new episode aimed at teaching kids that everyone is welcome…
‘Saar’ Replaces ‘Eh’ As Canada’s Most Popular Exclamation
TORONTO, CANADA-- According to a lengthy research study performed by the University of Toronto, one of Canada's most popular exclamations "Eh" has been replaced with the Indian word "Saar." The…
Lindsey Graham Scoffs At Claims He’s A Warmonger, Says He Just Wants To Bomb Entire World
WASHINGTON-- After being called out by thousands of people on Twitter X for being a warmongering lunatic, South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham scoffed at his critics' claims and defended…
Heartbroken Martha’s Vineyard Resident Cradles Weed Wacker That Belonged To Deported Illegal Alien Who Used To Cut Her Grass
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- It was a solemn moment for a white liberal woman named Michelle Allslop from Martha's Vineyard as she watched an illegal alien who used to cut her grass…
Autopen Scandal Heats Up After Republicans Subpoena Biden’s Dog Commander To Testify Before Congress
WASHINGTON-- The House probe into the Biden Administration autopen scandal has intensified after Republicans formally subpoenaed the former president's dog Commander to testify before Congress as a witness to who…
South African Leader Claims He Was Attacked By Two White Afrikaner Farmers Wearing ‘MSAGA’ Hats Shouting ‘This Is Boer Country’
CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA-- A major story out of South Africa has been making international headlines this week after black South African politician Julius Malema made the stunning claim that…
While Sitting Obediently At Foreign King’s Feet, Mark Carney Reminds Trump Canada’s A Free Sovereign Nation
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After receiving permission from King Charles to speak immediately following His Majesty's speech to Parliament, Prime Minister Mark Carney took the opportunity to strongly rebuke President Donald Trump's…
Jim Cramer Predicts Biden Will Be Completely Cured Of Cancer
U.S.-- Only days after Joe Biden announced that he had cancer, CNBC Mad Money host Jim Cramer made a bold prediction that the former president would definitely fully recover from…
Emmanuel Macron’s Wife Slaps Him In The Face For Leaving Toilet Seat Down Again
HANOI, VIETNAM-- While exiting a plane during a diplomatic mission to Vietnam, Brigitte Macron was seen slapping her husband Emmanuel Macron in the face after the two of them got…
Kim Jong Un Spotted Studying Keir Starmer For Ideas On How To Suppress Free Speech More
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- Having run out of ideas on how to suppress his citizens any further, Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un was said to be studying the dictator of the…
New Gavin Newsom Talking Doll Tells A Different Lie Every Time You Pull Its String
U.S.-- A new talking doll modeled after California Governor Gavin Newsom is set to be released in stores just in time for Christmas, with the manufacturer promising that when someone…
Pfizer Quietly Updates COVID Vaccine Warning Label With Just A Skull And Crossbones Symbol
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- As though it were done in the middle of the night while everyone was sleeping, pharmaceutical giant Pfizer quietly updated the COVID vaccine warning on all…
