Democrats Wonder Who Will Work The Rioter Jobs If All The Mexicans Are Deported
WASHINGTON-- As ICE Immigration continues rounding up violent illegal alien Mexicans partaking in the LA riots, top Democrat leadership began questioning the move and wondered who would replace all those…
Rooftop Koreans Come Out Of Retirement For One Last Mission As LA Riots Intensify
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- With the LA riots currently worsening as the days go on, the famous rooftop Koreans from the 1992 L.A. riots were forced to come out of retirement…
Awkward: Elon Musk Shows Up At Mar-A-Lago After Forgetting He Left Little X With Trump Last Week
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- It was a tense moment early Saturday morning when tech billionaire Elon Musk showed up at Mar-a-Lago after realizing that he had left his son Little X…
Gavin Newsom Calls On California’s Incompetent Governor To Step Down
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Tired of the way his state was being destroyed, California Governor Gavin Newsom officially called for the governor of California to formally step down amidst numerous calls by…
Keir Starmer Warns Stopping Mass Immigration May Delay Destruction Of United Kingdom
UNITED KINGDOM-- Prime Minister Keir Starmer sent out a stark warning that any efforts to slow down or even stop the flood of mass immigrants could potentially delay the destruction…
Elon Musk Ordered To Take Yet Another Paternity Test After Optimus Robot Unveils New Baby Bot
FREMONT, CALIFORNIA-- Sending shockwaves across the internet this week, tech billionaire Elon Musk has been ordered by a California court to submit to a paternity test after an Optimus robot…
Biden Announces Release Of Memorable New Memoir Book: ‘If I Were President’
U.S.-- Former President Joe Biden has responded to all of the tell-all books being released about him by announcing that he has his own memoir coming out this summer titled…
Wax Figure Of French President Emmanuel Macron Surrenders Immediately To Activists
PARIS, FRANCE-- Without putting up any resistance whatsoever, a waxwork figure of French President Emmanuel Macron surrendered to Greenpeace activists only minutes after the environmentalists entered into the Paris museum…
Sesame Street Starts Off New Pride Month Episode With The Letters ‘BDSM’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- In celebration of this year's Pride Month, children's television show Sesame Street has aired a brave new episode aimed at teaching kids that everyone is welcome…
‘Saar’ Replaces ‘Eh’ As Canada’s Most Popular Exclamation
TORONTO, CANADA-- According to a lengthy research study performed by the University of Toronto, one of Canada's most popular exclamations "Eh" has been replaced with the Indian word "Saar." The…
Lindsey Graham Scoffs At Claims He’s A Warmonger, Says He Just Wants To Bomb Entire World
WASHINGTON-- After being called out by thousands of people on Twitter X for being a warmongering lunatic, South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham scoffed at his critics' claims and defended…
Heartbroken Martha’s Vineyard Resident Cradles Weed Wacker That Belonged To Deported Illegal Alien Who Used To Cut Her Grass
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- It was a solemn moment for a white liberal woman named Michelle Allslop from Martha's Vineyard as she watched an illegal alien who used to cut her grass…
