Liberal Holds 10th Annual ‘Trump’s Going To Prison Any Minute Now’ Party
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- For the tenth consecutive year, local liberal and self-proclaimed “justice enthusiast” Karen Pritchard threw her much-anticipated “Trump’s Going to Prison Any Minute Now” party on Saturday, undeterred…
UK Government Raises Pension Age From 66 To ‘Whenever You Die’
UNITED KINGDOM-- In a desperate attempt to funnel every last penny into lavish handouts for immigrants, the UK government has announced a bold new plan to raise the current state…
Obama Found Innocent Of Treason After Thoroughly Investigating Himself
WASHINGTON-- After numerous calls for him to be arrested for the Russian collusion hoax against President Trump, former President Barack Obama has declared himself completely innocent of treason following an…
Republicans Threaten To Write Strongly Worded Letter To Discuss Inquiry Into Holding Hearing To Review Probe Contemplating Inquest Of Writing Even Sterner Letter
WASHINGTON-- As Democrats continue to run roughshod across the US and massive crimes continue to be exposed, Republican lawmakers in Congress have escalated their war of words with their most…
Hunter Biden Embarrasses Family By Wearing Clothes During TV Interview
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- In an unprecedented event that has left the Biden family reeling, former President Joe Biden and wife Jill were reportedly mortified last night after witnessing Hunter Biden on…
Canadian Doctor Devastated After Healthy Patient Refuses To Get Euthanized
QUEBEC, CANADA-- In a regretful tragedy that has left the Canadian medical community reeling, a prominent Quebec physician was reduced to tears after his perfectly healthy patient flat-out refused to…
Satan Wakes Up Screaming From Nightmare Being Married To Hillary Clinton
HELL-- In a scream that sent shockwaves through the fiery depths of Hell, Satan woke up in a cold sweat, reportedly petrified after waking up from a nightmare in which…
Fired Stephen Colbert Spotted Holding ‘Will Tell Orange Man Bad Jokes For Food’ Sign
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After being fired as host of The Late Show, a desperate and now much poorer Stephen Colbert was spotted on a street corner in New York…
Elon Musk Announces He’s Hired His First Indian H1B America Party Presidential Candidate
U.S.-- After forming his own political party following a falling out with President Donald Trump, tech billionaire Elon Musk announced on his official Twitter X account that he has already…
Starving Sesame Street Muppets Forced To Eat Big Bird After Congress Cuts Funding
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Now desperate and penniless, the once-beloved residents of Sesame Street have descended into chaos and cannibalism following a brutal funding cut by Congress, forcing the starving Muppets…
ADL Places Pope Leo On ‘Antisemitism List’ For Condemning Israel’s Bombing Of Catholic Church
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Only hours after Pope Leo XIV condemned Israel's bombing of a Catholic church in Gaza, the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) was quick to accuse the pontiff of…
Congress Subpoenas Pam Bondi’s Desk To Testify To The Whereabouts Of Epstein Client List
WASHINGTON-- With President Donald Trump and his top law enforcement agencies claiming ignorance as to the whereabouts of the Jeffrey Epstein client list, Congress was forced to officially subpoena Pam…
