Spoiler Alert! ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Spoilers You’re Sure To Love
HOLLYWOOD-- Warning: Awesome spoilers ahead! In honor of the new Avengers: Endgame movie, many die-hard fans have shown their devotion by altering their car's spoilers using their favorite Avengers characters…
Joe Biden: I’m More In Touch With Women Voters Than Trump
WASHINGTON-- Former vice president Joe Biden has recently sent out a tweet announcing that he's seeking the Democratic Party's nomination for the 2020 presidential election. The 76 year old politician…
Egg-less Easter? Easter Bunny Teams Up With Chicken Union As Eggs Go On Strike This Easter
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- You've heard of chickens going on strike, but how about their eggs? In an unprecedented move, the Easter Bunny has teamed up with the largest chicken union in…
This Big Guy Cut One Thing And Lost 150 Pounds
LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS-- A 350 pound man is making the news for his almost overnight dramatic weight loss. The big guy with the even bigger appetite says that he owes…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Defends Ilhan Omar By Pointing Out Most Domestic Terrorism Carried Out By Farsighted White Hens
WASHINGTON-- Full-time It-Girl and part-time US Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her colleague Ilhan Omar by pointing out a very disturbing fact that most Americans refuse to accept. The defense…
E-Cigarettes Pulling Rite Aid Products From Store Shelves
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA--In retaliation for pulling their products from all Rite Aid Pharmacy stores, the E-Cigarette Vaping Company has announced it will stop selling all Rite Aid products in their own…
Michelle And Barack Obama Perform Miracles During Book Tour
COPENHAGEN, DENMARK--As the entire world is well aware by now, the Obamas have never been known to do things the same as mere mortals. While touring in Denmark promoting Michelle's…
Cat Calls On The Rise, Phone Service Providers Use New Tool To Fight Back
HIMALAYAN, FLORIDA-- Some phone service providers offer their customers the ability to verify if a call is really from the number displayed on caller ID. Many more providers are promising…
Over 250 Illegal Aliens Arrested At Texas Business
ALIEN, TEXAS-- Almost 300 illegal aliens were arrested by federal immigration officials at a space technology business. Homeland Security said that they were probed before being taken into custody. Immediately…
White House Whistleblower Says 25 Insecurity Denials Were Reversed During Trump Administration
WASHINGTON-- A White House whistleblower told lawmakers that more than two dozen denials for insecurity have been overturned during the Trump administration. Longtime White House whistleblower Tricia Blewhard told the…
Mueller Report Finds No Evidence Trump Campaign Barbecued With Russia
WASHINGTON-- Special Counsel Robert Mueller found no evidence of a barbecue between President Donald Trump's campaign and Russia. He also did not find enough evidence to charge Trump with seduction,…
Want To Live Longer? Do These 2 Things Now! Study Claims
SPRIGHTLY, WYOMING-- Want to live longer? Then pay attention to a groundbreaking new study out of the Sprightly Dyspnea Institute that claims doing two very simple things will not only…
