Get Ready To Rumble! U.S. Politicians Hire WWE Writers For Upcoming Campaigns
WASHINGTON-- If the world thought the 2016 United States presidential election was wild, then wait until everyone sees what politicians have in store for 2020. Due to Donald Trump's unorthodox…
Psychiatrists Discover One Thing All Liars Have In Common
DENVER, COLORADO-- Ever wonder how you can tell if someone is lying or not? A recent groundbreaking study out of the Denver Fabrication Studies Institute finally answers this age-old question…
‘I’ll Make Everything Out Of Lead!’ Promises Canada’s Justin Trudeau
MONTREAL, CANADA-- In an effort to win the war on dangerous plastics and ultimately save the environment, part-time Canadian Prime Minister and full-time speech therapist Justin Trudeau has vowed to…
E! True Hollywood Story: ‘Mermit The Frog: Kermit’s Drug-Addicted Stripper Sister’
HOLLYWOOD-- E!'s meddlesome series True Hollywood Story is back with a vengeance this year and the network is planning some all new controversial topics on famous puppets that they guarantee…
Donald Trump Likeness Makes Appearance In New Mars Images
WASHINGTON-- It appears as though President Donald Trump is boldly going where no president has gone before. A new geological feature on Mars looks almost identical to our 45th president…
Top 4 Gifts To Get Every Deadbeat Dad This Father’s Day
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Father's Day is here once again and millions of children are rushing out to get their wonderful deadbeat dads a last minute gift that he'll remember for a…
Boston Obese Epidemic: Fattest Squirrels In Country Going On Diet
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- A serious epidemic has taken a stranglehold over the city of Boston and the current mayor is putting the entire city in a state of Code: Red as…
Meet The World’s Most Photobombing Cat (6 Photos)
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- Nowadays, the backgrounds of photos are what many people often check first in the hopes of finding the next awesome photobomb to post online. While putting together a…
Retro Police Department Makes Mustaches Mandatory
BIGOTE, NEW YORK-- A police chief in Bigote has recently implemented an obscure new rule where every police officer on the force must don a mustache or face severe penalties,…
India’s Narendra Modi Credits Trump With Second Term Victory
NEW DELHI, INDIA-- After a major landslide victory, Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi was sworn in for a second term in office and news media outlets around the world are…
Police Question Parrot After Mute Man’s Wife Goes Missing
CINCINNATI, OHIO-- Who says dogs are the only ones who can be man's best friend? Police recently questioned a mute man's pet parrot in connection with his wife's strange disappearance.…
Robert Mueller’s Response To Robert De Niro’s New York Times Letter Was Epic!
HOLLYWOOD-- After Robert De Niro offered him professional advice on how to do his job, outgoing special counsel Robert Mueller quickly fired back with an epic tweet in what is…
