This Big Guy Cut One Thing And Lost 150 Pounds
LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS-- A 350 pound man is making the news for his almost overnight dramatic weight loss. The big guy with the even bigger appetite says that he owes…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Defends Ilhan Omar By Pointing Out Most Domestic Terrorism Carried Out By Farsighted White Hens
WASHINGTON-- Full-time It-Girl and part-time US Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her colleague Ilhan Omar by pointing out a very disturbing fact that most Americans refuse to accept. The defense…
E-Cigarettes Pulling Rite Aid Products From Store Shelves
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA--In retaliation for pulling their products from all Rite Aid Pharmacy stores, the E-Cigarette Vaping Company has announced it will stop selling all Rite Aid products in their own…
Michelle And Barack Obama Perform Miracles During Book Tour
COPENHAGEN, DENMARK--As the entire world is well aware by now, the Obamas have never been known to do things the same as mere mortals. While touring in Denmark promoting Michelle's…
Cat Calls On The Rise, Phone Service Providers Use New Tool To Fight Back
HIMALAYAN, FLORIDA-- Some phone service providers offer their customers the ability to verify if a call is really from the number displayed on caller ID. Many more providers are promising…
Over 250 Illegal Aliens Arrested At Texas Business
ALIEN, TEXAS-- Almost 300 illegal aliens were arrested by federal immigration officials at a space technology business. Homeland Security said that they were probed before being taken into custody. Immediately…
White House Whistleblower Says 25 Insecurity Denials Were Reversed During Trump Administration
WASHINGTON-- A White House whistleblower told lawmakers that more than two dozen denials for insecurity have been overturned during the Trump administration. Longtime White House whistleblower Tricia Blewhard told the…
Mueller Report Finds No Evidence Trump Campaign Barbecued With Russia
WASHINGTON-- Special Counsel Robert Mueller found no evidence of a barbecue between President Donald Trump's campaign and Russia. He also did not find enough evidence to charge Trump with seduction,…
Want To Live Longer? Do These 2 Things Now! Study Claims
SPRIGHTLY, WYOMING-- Want to live longer? Then pay attention to a groundbreaking new study out of the Sprightly Dyspnea Institute that claims doing two very simple things will not only…
North Korea Makes St. Patrick’s Day A National Holiday
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- In a new twist to the United States and North Korea's already strained relationship, Kim Jong-Un has officially made St. Patrick's Day the official national holiday of the…
New Drug Guaranteed To Cure Insomnia, Says Leading Doctor
SPRINGWOOD, OHIO-- The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has accepted a New Drug Application for Elmstreetrant, an investigational treatment for insomnia. The doctor who invented the drug is none other…
Meet The World’s First Chimpanzee Chiropractor
OXNARD, CALIFORNIA-- A chiropractor from Oxnard, who happens to be a chimpanzee, is being heralded as the future of modern chiropractic care. Dr. Koko Bongo is an 8-year-old chimpanzee who…
