132 Year Old Man Just Won’t Die
OLD SAYBROOK, CONNECTICUT-- On Thursday, 132 year old Elmer Herman celebrated yet another birthday and the old man wants everybody to know he has no intention on making it to…
Infamous All Nude Dentist Office Raided By Police
DENVER, COLORADO-- World-famous nude dentist Dr. Nathan Balsak, DDS, 35, was arrested early this morning after police raided his dental office in what is now being called 'The Balsak Hunt'…
The Cotswold Home Reportedly Kicked Out Prince Harry And Meghan Markle
ENGLAND-- The Cotswold home has reportedly kicked out Prince Harry and Meghan Markle after intrusive photos were taken by the couple while inside the home. These UK news reports came…
According To New Poll, 10 Out Of 3 Americans Are Bad At Math
CHEYENNE, WYOMING-- Even though most Americans claim that math is their strongest subject, a startling new poll out of the East Cheyenne Studies Institute says otherwise. The latest poll tested…
China Vows To Pull Every Chinese Restaurant If Trump Raises Tariffs
BEIJING, CHINA-- Increasing tensions ahead of Washington talks, China vowed to retaliate against President Donald Trump's tariff hikes by pulling every single Chinese restaurant within the United States. China's Commerce…
Blind Man Arrested After Using Seeing Eye Dog To Look Up Women’s Skirts
HOT SPRINGS, FLORIDA-- Police arrested a blind man accused of using his black Labrador Retriever seeing eye dog to look up unsuspecting women's skirts at a popular strip mall on…
Trying To Boost Plunging Speaking Tour Sales, Bill And Hillary Clinton Swap Gender Roles
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Due to deplorable ticket sales for their countrywide speaking tour, Bill and Hillary Clinton have taken a more modern approach by switching their gender roles. The Clintons…
British Woman Questioned By Authorities After Sending Baby In Package Through Post Office
LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND-- A Liverpool woman is being questioned by British authorities after she got caught trying to send her 11 month old baby inside a package through the local post…
Spoiler Alert! ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Spoilers You’re Sure To Love
HOLLYWOOD-- Warning: Awesome spoilers ahead! In honor of the new Avengers: Endgame movie, many die-hard fans have shown their devotion by altering their car's spoilers using their favorite Avengers characters…
Joe Biden: I’m More In Touch With Women Voters Than Trump
WASHINGTON-- Former vice president Joe Biden has recently sent out a tweet announcing that he's seeking the Democratic Party's nomination for the 2020 presidential election. The 76 year old politician…
Egg-less Easter? Easter Bunny Teams Up With Chicken Union As Eggs Go On Strike This Easter
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- You've heard of chickens going on strike, but how about their eggs? In an unprecedented move, the Easter Bunny has teamed up with the largest chicken union in…
This Big Guy Cut One Thing And Lost 150 Pounds
LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS-- A 350 pound man is making the news for his almost overnight dramatic weight loss. The big guy with the even bigger appetite says that he owes…
