Startling New Evidence Reveals America Actually Discovered Christopher Columbus
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Shocking new evidence that was recently discovered during a live broadcast on CNN's Columbus Day holiday special shows that famed explorer Christopher Columbus didn't actually discover America, but…
China President Xi Jinping Voted People’s Republic Of China Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive
BEIJING, CHINA-- Chinese politician and leader of the world's greatest country Xi Jinping has been named People's Republic of China magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for the tenth year in a…
Hero Or Villain? Cop Arrests Squirrel For Jaywalking, Resisting Arrest
ANGLE INLET, MINNESOTA-- A small, secluded town's policeman is making the news this week after arresting what he deemed to be a lawbreaking, unruly squirrel, drawing both praise and criticism…
Hunter Under Fire After Accidentally Killing Seagull Thinking It Was Rare Palila Bird
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- A Pennsylvania man who was recently in Hawaii during an endangered bird hunting expedition has been receiving backlash from seagull rights groups after he mistakenly killed a common…
Democrats Promise Not To Shave Their Beards Until Trump Is Impeached
WASHINGTON-- Determined to serve justice to the American people in regards to the Ukraine controversy, bearded House Democrats have buckled down on their fight to take down Donald Trump and…
Annoying Tree Bark Keeps Neighbors Up At Night
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A small neighborhood in Seattle is being terrorized by a wild tree's bark and residents say that they've had enough. Police say a group of neighbors have come…
CNN Apologizes And Submits Retraction For Accidentally Reporting Real News
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Mainstream news media outlet CNN has recently released a live on-air retraction and apology after mistakenly reporting a real news story. During last night's news broadcast of ratings…
Joe Biden’s Angry Response To Ukraine Controversy: ‘Who’s Hunter?’
WASHINGTON-- At a recent rally in Iowa, Joe Biden scolded Fox News reporter Peter Doocy after being questioned about his son Hunter's work involvement in Ukraine, insisting emphatically that he…
Beto O’Rourke’s Plan To Send All American’s Guns To The Moon Met With Confusion
WASHINGTON-- Former Rep. Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has recently increased his stance on confiscating American's guns by promising that after he gets through taking everyone's guns then he will be…
Yellowstone’s Old Faithful Caught Cheating On Cheaters TV Show
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, WYOMING-- Uh-oh, busted! The most famous cone geyser known as Old Faithful has been recently featured on the hit show Cheaters after getting caught cheating on his…
Justin Trudeau’s New Military Program Uses Canada Geese As Weapons
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Throughout Canada's history, the brave people of the Canadian Army have fought to defend the safety and honor of its country. Canada's current Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will…
New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy Levies Seagull Tax In Effort To Boost Bird’s Population
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy is currently tackling one of the state's most important issues, which is trying to find ways to increase the much-needed seagull population…
