Want To Live Longer? Do These 2 Things Now! Study Claims
SPRIGHTLY, WYOMING-- Want to live longer? Then pay attention to a groundbreaking new study out of the Sprightly Dyspnea Institute that claims doing two very simple things will not only…
North Korea Makes St. Patrick’s Day A National Holiday
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- In a new twist to the United States and North Korea's already strained relationship, Kim Jong-Un has officially made St. Patrick's Day the official national holiday of the…
New Drug Guaranteed To Cure Insomnia, Says Leading Doctor
SPRINGWOOD, OHIO-- The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has accepted a New Drug Application for Elmstreetrant, an investigational treatment for insomnia. The doctor who invented the drug is none other…
Meet The World’s First Chimpanzee Chiropractor
OXNARD, CALIFORNIA-- A chiropractor from Oxnard, who happens to be a chimpanzee, is being heralded as the future of modern chiropractic care. Dr. Koko Bongo is an 8-year-old chimpanzee who…
Japan To Require Foreign Workers Arriving On New Visas To Do Cosplay
TOKYO, JAPAN-- Foreign workers entering the country using new working visas will be required to dress up in anime cosplay costumes, the Justice Ministry have said. According to the new…
Donald Trump And Kim Jong-Un Get Into Twitter Fued Over Who Has The Nicest Hair
HANOI, VIETNAM-- After a failed summit meeting in Hanoi, both President Donald Trump and North Korea's Kim Jong-Un took to Twitter to voice their displeasure over the failed talks at…
‘Kingdom Sharts 3’ Update: Free DLC Reveal, New Board Game Coming
TOKYO, JAPAN-- Spare Enix's Kingdom Sharts series has splattered all over the place the past two decades, and now it appears that there will be free DLC as well as a…
Mockstar Games Coming Out With ‘Red Head Redemption 3’ Video Game
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- Great news gamers. If you own the previous two Red Head Redemption games then you'll be pleased to know that the much-anticipated release of Red Head Redemption 3…
Man Born With Silver Spoon In Mouth Arrested For Killing Two Birds With One Stone
GHOST TOWN, ARKANSAS-- A Ghost Town man who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth is on thin ice after being arrested for killing two birds with one…
With Gas Prices On The Rise, More People Pushing Their Vehicles Everywhere
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- With gas prices hitting some of their highest levels in months since Joe Biden worked his magic, many people are forgoing filling up at the tank…
Be My Valentine: Nancy Pelosi’s Love Letter To Trump To Avert Another Shutdown
WASHINGTON-- In a last ditch effort to avoid another lengthy partial government shutdown, Speaker Nancy Pelosi has written a Valentine's Day love letter for President Trump. The letter has been agreed…
Hillary Clinton Says Speaker Nancy Pelosi Proves ‘It Takes A Faker’ To Get Things Done
WASHINGTON-- After videos of Nancy Pelosi's 'clap heard round the world' went viral, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton spoke out in support of the congresswoman in a breathtaking video…
