Joe Biden Vows To ‘Knock People Out’ In Second Democrat 2020 Debate
WASHINGTON-- "Sleepy" Joe Biden says that he promises to give voters a more combative showing in Tuesday's Democrat debate by literally punching other candidates if they try insulting him. The…
Trump Challenges Obama To Thumb Wrestling Match During Recent Twitter Fued
WASHINGTON-- After going back and forth with Barack Obama on Twitter regarding a recent article that Obama sort of-kind of endorsed accusing him of racism, Donald Trump challenged the former…
Realistic Love Doll Divorces Abusive Husband, Gets $2.8 Million Settlement
TAMPA, FLORIDA-- A high-profile divorce case out of Florida is making national headlines this week after a realistic sex love doll divorced her human husband, making this the largest sex…
UK Parliament Makes Bold Move By Passing Anti-Manspreading Law
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Government officials in the UK have come together recently to tackle a major problem facing many women, officially passing a law that forbids manspreading by men whenever out…
Inked Woman Has Internal Organs Tattooed After Running Out Of Skin
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Tattoos have become very popular these days and according to statistics 4 out of every 10 adults sports at least one tattoo with 25% of those having…
Megan Rapinoe Blasts Trump’s Vulgar Tweets, Calls It F***ing, Racist Bulls**t
REDDING, CALIFORNIA-- Famous World Cup soccer player Megan Rapinoe took to Twitter to blast President Donald Trump's comments telling four progressive congresswomen to get out of the U.S. Rapinoe had…
Arnold Schwarzenegger Confirms ‘Terminator: Dark Fate’ Will Be Spin-Off Of The Golden Girls
HOLLYWOOD-- At this year's 2019 San Diego Comic-Con, mega action star Arnold Schwarzenegger confirmed months of rumors that the highly anticipated sequel Terminator: Dark Fate will be a spin-off of…
Yahoo Accused Of White Supremacy After Revising Chris Pratt White Supremacist Story
SUNNYVALE, CALIFORNIA-- Uh-oh, Yahoo is in hot water once again. After writing an article accusing Avengers: Endgame actor Chris Pratt of wearing a white supremacist t-shirt, Yahoo updated the story…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Claims She’s Part Asian Because She Once Ate At Chinese Restaurant
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- Popular Democratic politician Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) has revealed that she is part Asian, making the discovery after visiting a local Chinese restaurant. During an Asian convention in…
Bill Clinton: ‘I Couldn’t Have Been On Jeffrey Epstein’s Island Because I Love My Wife Hillary’
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Former president and First Husband Bill Clinton gave a statement today regarding his involvement with mysterious billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein, stating that he has irrefutable proof that…
12 Year Old Archaeologist Discovers Dinosaur, Proves Earth’s At Least 2 Years Old
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- The discovery of a dinosaur last week in Arizona has been making headlines around the world, and the archaeologist who found it was none other than a 12…
13 Famous Movie Quotes Before They Were Drastically Changed
HOLLYWOOD-- Movie quotes have become part of our everyday language, with most people automatically recognizing them and the film that they came from. The thing that some people don't realize…
