Stubborn Man Dies Waiting For Internet Explorer Page To Load
REDMOND, WASHINGTON-- A Washington man has recently passed away after waiting for his Internet Explorer browser to finish loading a page. The deceased man's family says he was a dedicated…
Barack Obama Says His Presidency Proves Women Make Better Leaders Than Men
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama said that women make better leaders than men and that his two terms as president of the United States are proof of this claim. While…
Concerned Parents Plead With Son To Stop Vaping And Start Smoking Safer Cigarettes
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A husband and wife are at their wits end due to their 9 year old son refusing to give up vaping and his use of dangerous e-cigarettes…
North Korea Calls Trump ‘Erratic, Crazy, Dotard’ As Kim Jong-Un Destroys City In Friendly Missile Test
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- North Korea said President Trump is "one crazy bastard" for his disapproval of Kim Jong-un using his own cities to perform friendly missile tests. Immediately after destroying…
Rashida Tlaib Blames Late Chinese Food Delivery On White Supremacy
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- Democratic Representative Rashida Tlaib blamed "white supremacy" for Chinese food that arrived late to her apartment last night, venting her frustration out on Twitter early this morning. In…
James Comey Says He’s Completely Innocent After Thoroughly Investigating Himself
WASHINGTON-- Former FBI director James Comey has recently released a full report on all the accusations that he is guilty of federal crimes, claiming that his own personal investigation into…
World Leaders Unwind With Relaxing Day At Beach After Tense NATO Summit
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After an extremely tense NATO meeting where the world's top leaders clashed on which one of Justin Trudeau's blackface impersonations was the most realistic, the heads of each…
Corn Dog Joins 2020 Democratic Field For President
WASHINGTON-- American food Corn Dog announced on his Twitter account yesterday that he is officially running for president in 2020, saying that the lack of enthusiasm of voters for the…
Sexy Bikini Shares Steamy Photo With Husband Underwear On Beach Vacation
CANCÚN, MEXICO-- Famous celebrity bikini model Side Tie and her younger underwear husband Tighty Whitey shared a very steamy photo on Instagram of their Thanksgiving vacation in beautiful Mexico and…
Thanksgiving Turkey Pardoned By Trump Gets Loose Inside White House
WASHINGTON-- This year President Donald Trump spared two lucky turkeys for the annual presidential pardon, but one of the male birds has caused a Code Red inside the White House…
You’re Fired! Chick-Fil-A No Longer Hiring Christian Chickens
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Chick-fil-A made a major announcement this morning on their Twitter account saying that, due to pressure to be more inclusive of other groups that don't support Christian beliefs,…
Eric Swalwell’s Fart Identified As Whistleblower After Testifying Before Congress
WASHINGTON-- A confidential Ukraine whistleblower came out yesterday during a gushing impeachment inquiry hearing against President Donald Trump and their identity has been revealed as Farticus Swalwell, a confidential informant…
