Squirrel Who Witnessed Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Found Dead From Apparent Suicide
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- An Eastern gray squirrel who witnessed jailed multimillionaire and accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein's apparent suicide, has also died by suicide only days after going into witness…
New Time Magazine Cover Shows ‘Frightening Portrait’ Of Nun Violinists In America
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The most recent Time magazine cover puts a large spotlight on the rising nun violinist problem in the United States. With the nun violinist epidemic…
Breaking: White Man Wearing White Clothes Seen Walking Into White Castle
FRESNO, CALIFORNIA-- A white man in his thirties was recently seen by multiple witnesses walking into a local White Castle burger store as numerous white clouds littered the sky. The…
Scientists Invent Mental Workout For People Either Too Lazy Or Too Fat To Exercise
NEW BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY-- How would you like to get the perfect beach body without having to lift one weight or run one second on a treadmill? Scientists at the…
Obama Spotted At Cincinnati Trump Rally Wearing MAGA Hat
CINCINNATI, OHIO-- Is former president Barack Obama secretly a President Donald Trump supporter? Who knew? During last night's wild Trump rally in Cincinnati, millions of people watching from around the…
Joe Biden Vows To ‘Knock People Out’ In Second Democrat 2020 Debate
WASHINGTON-- "Sleepy" Joe Biden says that he promises to give voters a more combative showing in Tuesday's Democrat debate by literally punching other candidates if they try insulting him. The…
Trump Challenges Obama To Thumb Wrestling Match During Recent Twitter Fued
WASHINGTON-- After going back and forth with Barack Obama on Twitter regarding a recent article that Obama sort of-kind of endorsed accusing him of racism, Donald Trump challenged the former…
Realistic Love Doll Divorces Abusive Husband, Gets $2.8 Million Settlement
TAMPA, FLORIDA-- A high-profile divorce case out of Florida is making national headlines this week after a realistic sex love doll divorced her human husband, making this the largest sex…
UK Parliament Makes Bold Move By Passing Anti-Manspreading Law
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Government officials in the UK have come together recently to tackle a major problem facing many women, officially passing a law that forbids manspreading by men whenever out…
Inked Woman Has Internal Organs Tattooed After Running Out Of Skin
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Tattoos have become very popular these days and according to statistics 4 out of every 10 adults sports at least one tattoo with 25% of those having…
Megan Rapinoe Blasts Trump’s Vulgar Tweets, Calls It F***ing, Racist Bulls**t
REDDING, CALIFORNIA-- Famous World Cup soccer player Megan Rapinoe took to Twitter to blast President Donald Trump's comments telling four progressive congresswomen to get out of the U.S. Rapinoe had…
Arnold Schwarzenegger Confirms ‘Terminator: Dark Fate’ Will Be Spin-Off Of The Golden Girls
HOLLYWOOD-- At this year's 2019 San Diego Comic-Con, mega action star Arnold Schwarzenegger confirmed months of rumors that the highly anticipated sequel Terminator: Dark Fate will be a spin-off of…
