New Groundhog Day Movie Stars Bernie Sanders As Candidate Who Never Gets Democrat Nomination
HOLLYWOOD-- A new Groundhog Day movie is in the works and will star Bernie Sanders as a socialist Vermont senator who has to repeatedly relive every day not getting the…
As Coronavirus Spreads, Biden Says Trump ‘Worst Possible Person’ To Keep America’s Bars Safe
WASHINGTON-- As China continues sending the world their best, Joe Biden lashed out at Donald Trump, calling the president the "worst possible person" for failing to protect America's alcohol. During…
Millions Of Beer Drinkers Panic As Corona Virus Spreads
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Health officials for the Centers for Disease Control and Alcohol Hangover Prevention (CDC) have been working overtime in a coordinated effort with Mexico and China over a Corona…
Ice Agents Arrest Speedy Gonzales Near US-Mexico Border
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Famous celebrity cartoon actor Speedy Gonzales was arrested on Saturday by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement's (ICE) Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) deportation officers after being tipped…
Miserable Bill Clinton Begs America To Please Elect Unemployed Hillary To Something, Anything
WASHINGTON-- Bill Clinton has recently launched a countrywide political tour in the hopes of getting his now unemployed wife, former secretary of state Hillary Clinton, elected to some form of…
Puerto Rico Officials Use Jedi Mind Trick To Distract From Unused Disaster Supplies
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- Officials in Puerto Rico have come together to use their mystical powers of persuasion as angry residents took to the streets after the discovery of unused…
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry Banished To US To Live Under Trump Regime
UNITED KINGDOM- One week after Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's bombshell news announcement that they weren't happy with the Royal Family playing favorites with their members, Queen Elizabeth used her…
Democrats Under Investigation For Alleged Ties To The United States
WASHINGTON-- An explosive new controversy has been brewing lately involving the Democrat party after damning evidence showed that Democrat politicians have alleged ties to the United States of America. Russian…
GOP Congressman Shares Fake Image Of Obama Serving As US President
WASHINGTON-- A Republican congressman has come under fire for posting a fake photo of a man named Barack Obama serving as the former president of the United States, later acknowledging…
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil For Iran’s Fallen Military Hero Qassem Soleimani
WASHINGTON-- Democrat politicians held a prayer and candle vigil early this morning for slain military hero Qassem Soleimani, calling the Iranian general one of the greatest heroes who has ever…
Governor Gavin Newsom Claims His Aunt Says Trump ‘Greatly Embellishing’ California Homeless Problem
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- California Gov. Gavin Newsom took to Twitter to respond to President Donald Trump's "greatly embellished" claim that the Golden State has a major homeless crisis that needs to…
The Top 10 Most-Viewed Fake News Stories Of 2019
In today's relentless "real" news cycle, it's nice to take a break from all the chaos and simply enjoy some dumb, fake news, satirical entertainment. Here are the top 10…
