Merriam-Webster Removes Word ‘Trump’ From Dictionary For Offending Too Many People
SPRINGFIELD, MASSACHUSETTES-- Merriam-Webster dictionary has completely removed the word "trump" from all their reference books and online site due to offending too many of their readers who happened to come…
Democrats: ‘Russians Hacked Biden’s Brain To Make Him Appear Too Senile To Win Election’
WASHINGTON-- Democrats in Congress have officially debunked the conspiracy theory that Democratic nominee Joe Biden is suffering from dementia, claiming the pesky Russians were able to hack into Biden's brain…
Biden Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked About Hunter’s Emails
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden got tired of being asked mundane questions by nosy reporters about whether he used his political position for foreign influence, so he hired climate change activist…
Trump Gets ‘I Denounce White Supremacy’ Tattoo On Forehead To Satisfy Media’s Question
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump inked his forehead yesterday with a tattoo of the words "I Denounce White Supremacy" in an effort to put the burning question to rest, after NBC's Savannah…
Joe Biden: ‘Voters Don’t Deserve To Know Whether I’m Running For President Or Senator’
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said voters "don't deserve to know" whether he's campaigning for senator or president of the United States, with CNN sources calling this…
USPS Helps Environment By Setting Up Recycle Bins To Safely Dispose Of Trump Ballots
WASHINGTON-- In response to Trump mail-in ballots being dumped across the country, The United States Postal Service has recently announced that they are setting up environmentally friendly recycle bins for…
CNN Reports Trump Panicking After Biden’s Massive Rally Doubles In Size With 10 People In Attendance
WASHINGTON--CNN recently reported that former Vice President Joe Biden gave an extremely massive 10 person rally yesterday, which was double the 5 people from the previous gathering and has noted…
Sesame Street’s Ernie Fired After Photo Surfaces Of Him Wearing MAGA Hat
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Famous Muppet actor Ernie said he was fired from his job at Sesame Street after someone leaked a photo of him wearing a Make America Great Again…
Netflix To Acquire Joe Biden’s Directorial Debut Of Cuties Sequel
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- President Joe Biden is set to make his directorial debut with a sequel to the famously unpopular movie Cuties, with the new movie set to take place when…
Biden Does Poor Job At Moderating Presidential Debate Between Trump And Chris Wallace
CLEVELAND, OHIO-- The first presidential debate between President Donald Trump and Fox News host Chris Wallace has concluded and featured a chaotic exchange of words, with moderator Joe Biden having…
Joe Biden Promises He’s Ready To Take On George Washington In First Presidential Debate
WASHINGTON-- Democratic presidential nominee President Joe Biden said he's completely ready to take on his Republican opponent George Washington in the very first presidential debate of 2024 because his adversary…
Democrats Use Ouija Board To Communicate With Ginsburg’s Spirit To Prove Her Dying Wish
WASHINGTON-- Persistent Democrats have finally proven that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's dying wish to hold off on appointing a new judge is in fact true, using a Ouija…
