White House Reporters Refuse To Wear Masks After Trump Posts ‘No Mask, No Service’ Signs
WASHINGTON-- Brave reporters are refusing to wear coronavirus masks during all future press briefings after President Donald Trump's totalitarian edict that states all journalists must wear masks inside the White…
Don Jr. And Eric Trump Capture And Kill Endangered USPS Mailbox On Hunting Trip
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump caused an uproar among voting rights activists when photos surfaced recently of the president's two sons holding a dead mailbox that they had…
Governor Gavin Newsom Threatens To Work Naked If California Citizens Don’t Follow Coronavirus Rules
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Gov. Gavin Newsom issued a new executive order on Monday in response to the lagging coronavirus pandemic reaction by California citizens, which states that people have 14 days…
CNN: Millions Of People Cured Of Cancer After Listening To Obama’s Divine Democratic Convention Speech
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- Barack Obama gave one of the most riveting speeches in world history during Wednesday's virtual Democratic National Convention, with many people from around the world reporting that their…
Build Black Better: Joe Biden Offers Free Crack To First 500 Blacks Who Vote For Him
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden returned to CBS News on Friday to force correspondent Errol Barnett to apologize to him for asking about his cognitive abilities during their intense first interview…
Joe Biden Hires Famous Cartoon Actor Grampa Simpson As His New Campaign Manager
WASHINGTON-- Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden reorganized his campaign staff Sunday by firing his current campaign manager and then hiring world famous cartoon wordsmith Grampa Simpson, sending President Donald Trump…
Dunkin’ Donuts Giving Away Free Spit-Flavored Coffee To Cops Every Saturday This August
CANTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- What better way for Dunkin' Donuts to show their respect for the boys in blue than by giving away their famous spit-flavored coffee for free as part of…
Clever Chinese Spies Disguise Themselves As Democrats To Openly Steal Secrets For China
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Chinese agents have had to get more creative after President Donald Trump recently sniffed out a group of spies who were stealing highly sensitive information for the government…
Worried Coronavirus Says He’s Voting For Trump So He Doesn’t Lose His Job After November
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Coronavirus gave an interview on Fox News this morning about the uncertainty of whether he'll still have a job if Joe Biden beats Donald Trump…
Oppressed Black Store Mannequins Say They Need More Representation In the Mannequin Industry
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A group of black mannequins are calling out the retail industry for their lack of dummies of color, saying white mannequins still predominately constitute the majority of the…
Racist Mirrors Being Recalled After Refusing To Show Black Reflections Inside White People’s Homes
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A brand of wall mirrors is being recalled by its manufacturer due to being overtly racist after numerous liberal white Democrats reported not seeing a black person's reflection…
Joe Biden’s Husband Files For Divorce From Joe Biden
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden's husband has officially filed for divorce from former Vice President Joe Biden after 43 years of marriage, according to multiple reports. The husband of Joe Biden filed…
