United Airlines Fires Auto Pilot After Inflatable Employee Refuses To Get Vaccinated
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- An autopilot who's been with the company for over ten years has been recently terminated by his employer United Airlines for refusing to go along with the company's…
COVID Omicron Murdered On The Violent Streets Of Chicago Gang Style
https://youtu.be/V0nFClWBgVU Police are on the lookout for multiple shooters after the racist COVID Omicron variant found out the hard way that approaching gang members on the violent streets of Chicago…
Santa Claus Says He Now Identifies As Mrs. Claus And Will Be Staying Home This Christmas Eve To Bake Cookies
NORTH POLE-- In a new twist to the Christmas tradition, the man known as Santa Claus, whose real name is Kris Kringle, has officially announced that he now identifies as…
CNN: ‘Our Top 5 Worst Presidents In History, The Number One Pick will Surprise You’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- The most trusted name in news CNN has recently ranked their top five worst presidents in American history, with Donald Trump barely beating out all the other four…
Hillary Clinton Reminds Jussie Smollett What Happens When You Mention Epstein Island
https://youtu.be/EgiqSkHvGME Jussie Smollett is in panic mode after having been convicted of perpetrating a hoax crime, but it isn't the jury's decision that has Juicy anxious. He began freaking out…
I Love The Smell Of Satire News In The Morning
Daily Soak is the world’s most reliable satire news source, mocking the world’s absurdities with the most well-written and thought-provoking coverage of top breaking news events in everything from politics,…
Jussie Smollett Tells Judge He’s Scared He’ll Get Smolletted While In Prison
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- Immediately after being sentenced to prison for staging a race-baiting hoax to further his acting career, Jussie Smollett begged the judge for leniency, claiming that he fears for…
COVID Omicron Variant Shot And Killed During Violent Chicago Weekend Shooting
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- The recently released COVID-19 Omicron variant was murdered this weekend during another deadly shooting spree in Chicago, according to police who identified the victim. Detectives say Omicron was…
Beautiful Nancy Pelosi, 189, Stuns In Sexy Bikini As She Soaks Up The Sun
WASHINGTON-- Gorgeous Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi took some time off from her busy political schedule of improving the lives of her beloved Americans to relax on the…
Kennedy Center Honors Celebrates Joe Biden’s Role As Best Pretend President
WASHINGTON-- The 45th annual Kennedy Center Honors returned to tradition this year by recognizing Joe Biden for his outstanding acting role as America's greatest illegitimate president. George Clooney kicked off…
Not Me! Seth Rogen Tells Frustrated Wife White Supremacists Keep Leaving Their Bathroom Toilet Seat Up
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Hollywood actor Seth Rogen has been in hot water with his wife recently for failing to put the toilet seat down inside of their home, responding to…
Top 10 Best Last-Minute Clown World Christmas Gifts You Must Buy
https://youtu.be/93IyzFRDXak Want to get that special someone the perfect Christmas gift this year? We here at Daily Soak have compiled a list of the top ten best holiday presents that…
