Due To Supply Shortages, Supermarkets Start Selling ‘I Did That’ Biden Stickers On Empty Shelves
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Supermarkets across the US are resorting to creative ways to cover up their massive amount of empty shelves, and are now selling the popular "I Did That"…
Police Arrest Provocative Cat For Licking Itself While Out In Public
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A local cat named Frisky was arrested for allegedly licking itself out in public near a high school in New York on Thursday, police said.…
Kamala Harris Tells People Of France She Loves Their Authentic French Fries And French Toast
PARIS, FRANCE-- After heading all the way to France to get a genuine French manicure, Vice President Kamala Harris stopped to talk to the dozens of French citizens who were…
Biden Blames Anti-Vaxxers For Causing The US To Lose World War 5 In Riveting Veteran’s Day Speech
ARLINGTON COUNTY, VIRGINIA-- President Joe Biden paid tribute to the nation's veterans with a stoic speech by reaffirming his position that if everyone had just gotten the COVID jab then…
In Honor Of Veteran’s Day, Biden Adds Statue Of War Hero Admiral Rachel Levine To Marine Corps Memorial
ARLINGTON COUNTY, VIRGINIA-- In honor of Veteran's Day, President Joe Biden decided to mark the special occasion by adding a statue of Admiral Rachel Levine, a rugged wartime hero and…
Ted Cruz Reveals Startling Evidence Proving Big Bird Is Secretly Working For Communist China
WASHINGTON-- Texas Senator Ted Cruz has just revealed shocking new evidence about Big Bird on his official Twitter account this morning proving that the beloved Sesame Street character is in…
Sesame Street’s Elmo Rushed To Emergency Room Only Days After Bragging About Being Vaccinated
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Only days after telling the world how he was excited to get the COVID shot, famous Muppet character Elmo was rushed to the emergency room…
Major Nationwide Comcast Outage After Clumsy CEO Trips Over Main Power Cord
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Millions of Comcast customers across the country woke up this morning to a major service outage, causing significant problems around the US and prompting Xfinity to admit that…
CNN: Biden’s Approval Rating Hits An Impressive All-Time High Of Negative 69 Percent
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After another week of Biden gaining popularity among the American people, CNN was proud to announce that a recent poll showed that the president's approval rating has reached…
Alex Jones Selling Banned Sunglasses That Let’s You See Who’s Vaccinated
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Popular radio show host Alex Jones has started selling special sunglasses on his Infowars website that he claims lets you see who is vaccinated with the COVID-19 injection,…
PoopGate: Republicans Launch Investigation Into Whether Biden Pooped His Pants Overseas
WASHINGTON-- Concerned Republicans have decided to open a serious inquiry into whether Joe Biden pooped his pants while visiting the Pope in Italy last week, claiming that this is an…
FDA Authorizes Children Aged 5 To 11 Can Now Be Safely Fed To Hungry Alligators
SILVER SPRING, MARYLAND-- The FDA has granted emergency use authorization for the feeding of young children ages 5 to 11 to ravenous alligators, with the White House saying that full…
