Senator Ted Cruz Removes Mask, Reveals He Was Ted Cruz All Along
WASHINGTON- Immediately after calling all the January 6 patriots "terrorists", Senator Ted Cruz shocked the world even further by removing his mask on the Senate floor and revealing himself to…
Democrats Hold Vigil For Politicians Not Killed During January 6 Capitol Protest
WASHINGTON-- Grieving Democrats marked the one year anniversary of the US Capitol Attack by holding a vigil in front of a recently unveiled memorial dedicated to all the hundreds of…
Biden Criticizes President For Cost Of Meat, Says He’d Do Better Job If He Were In Charge
WASHINGTON-- After one of his family friends pointed out how expensive meat prices have gotten, Joe Biden told his stunned dinner guests that he would do a much better job…
Leftists Combatting Meme Makers In A Country Of Alternative Facts
https://youtu.be/FLwtmJoVk9E (SATIRE) The memes can be pretty powerful sometimes, says CNN's Brian Stelter. Follow Stelter and his leftist cohorts as they try their best to disprove and stop the meme…
Texas Republican Dan Crenshaw Tests Positive For RINO
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- US Representative Dan Crenshaw recently announced on Twitter that he tested positive for RINO, but is asymptomatic because he hides his Democrat leanings while out in public. Crenshaw…
BuzzFeed Articles Suddenly Improve After Company Hires Chimpanzees As Writers
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After laying off hundreds of useless human writers and then hiring educated chimpanzees in their place, BuzzFeed stated their stories have now become much more creative…
Oops! AOC Tells Betty White She’d Come Say Hello If She Weren’t Missing
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While vacationing on the West Coast to see how many men she can get to fall in love with her, part-time Congresswoman AOC slammed deceased actress Betty…
New Sesame Street Movie Shows Muppets Getting Beaten And Robbed While Lost In New York City
HOLLYWOOD-- It might be a good idea to leave the children home for the upcoming Sesame Street movie coming out in March due to the film's realistic, gritty portrayal of…
AOC Accuses Florida Waiter Of Falling In Love With Her After Taking Her Order
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- While on a top secret undercover mission in South Florida pretending like she was enjoying freedom, the irresistible AOC made yet another person fall in love…
Biden Gives Vladimir Putin A Stern Warning: ‘Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall’
WASHINGTON-- As tensions continue to escalate between the United States and Russia over Ukraine, Joe Biden issued a severely threatening message to Vladimir Putin on Thursday by telling the Russian…
CDC Says Covering Your Ears And Screaming ‘La La La, This Isn’t Happening’ Can Protect You From Omicron
WASHINGTON-- The highly reputable and respected CDC has recently updated their COVID safety guidelines due to the new scary Omicron variant by telling people they can now protect themselves by…
Researchers Disappointed Alleged Bigfoot Sighting In Illinois Was Only Ape-Like Creature Jeffrey Epstein
HARRISBURG, ILLINOIS-- Sasquatch sleuths were ecstatic after hearing that an Illinois man claimed he saw the mysterious Bigfoot creature similar to the one seen in the grainy 1967 film, but…
