Finally! Victoria’s Secret Introduces Its First Chicken Model In Commitment To Diversity
U.S.-- Victoria's Secret has made history this week after announcing they've hired the world's first chicken supermodel to be the new face of the fashion company in its quest to…
Trudeau Nominates Canadian Mountie Who Trampled Elderly Woman With Horse For Medal Of Bravery
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was ecstatic after hearing the news that his mounted police officers were violently attacking protesters Saturday and has already nominated the Royal Mountie who…
Hillary Clinton To Star In Upcoming James Bond Movie ‘The Spy Who Nagged Me’
HOLLYWOOD-- Movie executives have recently purchased the true life story of Hillary Clinton's foray into spying on President Donald Trump and are currently in production for an upcoming movie also…
Republicans Threaten To Write A Few More Sternly Worded Letters If Democrats Don’t Stop Destroying America
WASHINGTON-- In a show of real seriousness this time, RINO Republican politicians are now promising to write threatening letters to the Democrats to let them know that they mean business…
Justin Trudeau Hires Mad Scientist Dr. Fauci To Kill Trucker’s Dogs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to take back control of Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has hired American dog murderer Dr. Anthony Fauci to eliminate the trucker's pets…
Offended By Elon’s Tweet, Trudeau Says He’s More Like Castro Than Hitler
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Moments after Elon Musk posted a tweet comparing Justin Trudeau to Hitler, the Canadian Prime Minister quickly shot back by saying he has absolutely nothing in common with…
White House Confirms: Biden’s Earpiece Hacked By The Russians
WASHINGTON-- The White House put out an emergency statement Thursday saying Joe Biden's earpiece has been hacked by the Russians and that's the reason why the president has been saying…
Chris Hansen Hosts Popular New Show Called ‘To Catch A CNN Predator’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Due to the massive amount of scandalous allegations plaguing CNN, television host Chris Hansen has revived his old hidden camera reality series and has named the new show…
Jen Psaki Defends White House Lies By Saying Government Is Just A Form Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON-- Due to all the criticism the Biden administration has been receiving for lying about everything, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki put out an official disclaimer on all future…
Joe Biden’s Body Double Resigns Due To Stress Of Mimicking Joe’s Every Senile Activity
https://youtu.be/j21qfxFaUyo Joe Biden's disgruntled body double said he had enough of working for the insane, hair-sniffing, Alzheimer's puppet of a president and quit his job after having to pretend every…
Desperate Trudeau Begs Truckers To Start Delivering Again After He Runs Out Of Makeup
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Frantic and crying uncontrollably, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave an urgent press conference Tuesday morning with his face partially covered in women's makeup, begging the truckers to please…
It’s 2062, The White House Still Claims A Russia Attack On Ukraine Is Very, Very Imminent
WASHINGTON-- It's the year 2062 and the White House claims that a Russian invasion of Ukraine is extremely close, almost imminent, and may possibly even happen at any second. For…
