Biden Reportedly Jealous China’s Xi Spending So Much Time With His New Friend Putin
WASHINGTON-- Sources close to the White House have confirmed that Joe Biden has been quite envious of all the time that China's President Xi Jinping has been spending with his…
Fox News Hosts Go To Safe Space After Reading Trump’s Surging Poll Numbers
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The tearful hosts of the Fox News morning program Fox & Friends were reportedly very distraught and in need of a safe space after having…
Biden Demands To Be Arrested To Help Increase His Poll Numbers Like Trump
WASHINGTON-- After witnessing the dramatic increase in Donald Trump's poll numbers once a totally unbiased New York District Attorney threatened to arrest him, Joe Biden ordered someone, anyone, to arrest…
Stephen Colbert Apologizes Tearfully After Mistakenly Telling Funny Joke
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A rare occurrence happened last night when The Late Show host Stephen Colbert was forced to apologize profusely to his booing audience for accidentally saying something…
New York Prosecutors Drop All Charges Against Trump After Rob Reiner Promised To Dance Naked If He’s Indicted
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- In a shocking twist to the already controversial Trump arrest saga, New York prosecutors have just announced that they are dropping all investigations into Donald Trump after…
Breaking News: Trump May Be Indicted For Allegedly Not Saying ‘Excuse Me’ After Burping
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Donald Trump is set to be possibly arrested next week after New York prosecutors said they'll indict the president with irrefutable proof that Trump once burped around…
Biden Says Your Bank Deposits Are Safe As Long As You Don’t Have Any Money
WASHINGTON-- As banks continue to close over the looming financial crisis, Joe Biden had some reassuring news for the American people, saying that everyone's bank deposits are safe as long…
Cop Arrests Woman For Damaging Police Property After Running Her Over With His Car
DALLAS, TEXAS-- An aggressive woman was arrested Tuesday for vandalizing a cop's squad car after the police officer ran her over when he was parking his vehicle on a fast-food…
CNN: ‘White House Briefing Makes History Led By 3 Black Women…No Wait, 10 Black Women…No Wait, 100’
WASHINGTON-- CNN was proud to report that history was made at the White House this week after one hundred black women led the press briefing, only one day after making…
Ukraine’s Zelensky Caught Pickpocketing Homeless People For Change
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In an effort to drum up more money in the fight against Russia, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenksy was spotted going around the city streets of Kiev shaking down…
Angry Liberal Blames Trump After Stubbing Toe From Kicking Gas Pump
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- An extremely irate liberal woman from California has taken to social media to voice her frustration with Donald Trump after she purposely kicked a gas station pump…
Upcoming ‘Cocaine Bear’ Sequel Has The Bear Seeking Drug Addiction Treatment
HOLLYWOOD-- Due to the massive popularity of the first Cocaine Bear movie, Hollywood producers are scrambling to make a sequel to the surprise hit film and will focus on the…
