Obama Invites Biden Whistleblower Over His House To Go Paddle Boarding
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- After he gave damaging testimony that President Biden was involved with Hunter's shady business dealings, the Biden whistleblower was terrified to hear the news that he had been…
Obama Posts Help Wanted Ad For ‘Reliable Male Chef, Swimming Experience Not Required’
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- Former President Barack Hussein Obama wasted no time searching for a new chef after his last gourmet cook was found deceased in the water near his property by…
Ilhan Omar Says White Supremacists Forced Her To Marry A White Guy
WASHINGTON-- During a recent interview with Al Jazeera, Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar said the country should be fearful of dangerous white men and gave a heart-wrenching account of her own…
Scary Shark Seen Leaving Scene Of Crime At Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard Home
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- A new break in the case of the man who was found deceased at former President Barack Obama's home came today after a passing boater gave authorities a…
Genius: Elon Musk Throws Biden Off His Trail By Renaming Twitter To ‘X’
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- After Joe Biden said he was going to investigate Twitter's relationship with other countries, the social media company's owner Elon Musk outwitted the president with his own…
Weird Elflike Creature Seen Fleeing Area After Rand Paul’s Office Building Burns Down
BOWLING GREEN, KENTUCKY-- Investigators have presented new evidence in the case of Senator Rand Paul's office building fire, with a recent security camera video showing a strange, elflike creature laughing…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Shocking Photos In Congress Of Hunter Biden Fully Clothed
WASHINGTON-- During a hearing of the House Oversight Committee investigating alleged corruption of Joe Biden, Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene unveiled extremely disturbing and shameless photos of the president's son…
Chris Christie Challenges Trump To Sumo Wrestling Match, Says He’ll Eat Him For Lunch
U.S.-- On a recent Fox News episode of Piers Morgan, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie issued a direct challenge to Donald Trump by offering to fight the former president…
Obama: ‘If I Had A Senile, Perverted, Old Uncle, He’d Look Like Joe Biden’
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Hussein Obama has come to the defense of his former vice president after all the allegations of perversion and senility have hit the White House, saying…
Mike Pence Announces He’s Running For President Of Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After admitting at a Republican Primary Debate on Fox News that he puts the interests of Ukraine over the American people, former Vice President Mike Pence announced the…
Celebrities Call For People Who Post Mean Things Online To Be Executed
HOLLYWOOD-- Coming off of Kate Winslet's BAFTA awards speech in May where she called for more censorship on social media, celebrities of all shapes and colors have come together and…
MSNBC: ‘Who Cares If We Have A Senile, Cokehead President In Charge Of Nuclear Codes, At Least He’s Not Trump’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After a major cocaine scandal rocked the White House, MSNBC came to Joe Biden's defense and informed their audience that having a president who's a…
