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LONDON, ENGLAND-- Yet another mystery has surrounded the Royal Family as head patriarch King Charles has gone missing, but a Royal announcement released today told everyone not to worry because the king was simply recuperating at home while rejuvenating new human skin to cover his true lizard appearance. With millions of concerned people left wondering what has happened to Princess…
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of St. Patrick's Day, President Joe Biden has joined in on the holiday festivities by having the White House painted brown as part of his proud Irish heritage. While fielding questions from news reporters, Biden showcased the big, beautiful brown White House and told the crowd of people that Ireland is part of his soul and that…
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Famous antihero S.D. Bob Snake Plissken was killed recently inside of today's current crime-ridden New York City while on yet another dangerous mission, getting murdered on a subway only minutes after entering the hellhole city. The highly-trained Plissken has become well-known for his previous missions into New York City to save the president of the…
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin has officially surrendered and has begun…
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Yet another mystery has surrounded the Royal Family as head…
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of St. Patrick's Day, President Joe Biden has joined…
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Famous antihero S.D. Bob Snake Plissken was…
PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI-- Amid the mass amount of riots and chaos happening currently…
U.S.-- Due to the numerous malfunctions and accidents involving Boeing planes recently,…
BOCA CHICA, TEXAS-- In celebration of the successful launch of a rocket…
WASHINGTON-- With the House Republican investigation into Joe Biden's mishandling of classified…
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After New York firefighters booed Attorney General…
(SATIRE) Conservative Canadian politician Pierre Poilievre has been watching Justin Trudeau very closely as the flamboyant prime minister continues to "lose control." **DISCLAIMER: All videos on this channel are satire and parody…
U.S.-- A highly sophisticated new technology has been recently developed that gives Americans the ability to relive the Donald Trump presidency as though it were happening in real time, giving…
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