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Obama Drone Strikes Migrants To Keep Them Off His Martha’s Vineyard Property
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Prominent LGBT Group Fights For Fetus Trans Rights
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A well-known LGBT rights group out of California has…
Biden Upgrades Trump Supporters From Semi-Fascist To Super-Duper-Mostest-Ultimate-Maximum-Fascists
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‘The View’ Ratings Increases After Hosts Replaced With Mannequins
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Prince Harry Grows Frustrated Begging Wife Meghan To Start Leaving Toilet Seat Down
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Predator Child Tells Mom There’s A Scary Nancy Pelosi Monster Hiding Under His Bed
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Black-Robed Biden Executes Order 66 On MAGA Republicans During Impassioned Speech
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to bring order to the United States, a…
FBI Fires Agent Fox Mulder For Seeking The Truth
WASHINGTON-- After spending his entire career searching for the truth, Special Agent Fox…
Democrat Turnout Will Be Huge This Upcoming Election, Reports Expert Mortician
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- With the upcoming November elections, many political pundits are predicting…
400 Pound Pop Star Lardo Is The Epitome Of Beauty And Health, Says Vogue Magazine
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Startling Revelation From Ashley’s Diary Shows Biden Used To Shower With Corn Pop
WASHINGTON-- Shocking new evidence has been revealed recently out of the infamous…
