Cop Arrests Woman For Damaging Police Property After Running Her Over With His Car
DALLAS, TEXAS-- An aggressive woman was arrested Tuesday for vandalizing a cop's…
CNN: ‘White House Briefing Makes History Led By 3 Black Women…No Wait, 10 Black Women…No Wait, 100’
WASHINGTON-- CNN was proud to report that history was made at the…
Ukraine’s Zelensky Caught Pickpocketing Homeless People For Change
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In an effort to drum up more money in the…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Second Anniversary Of Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S.-- For the second winter in a row, millions of happy, healthy…
Kit Kat Features World’s First Trans Species In Ad For International Women’s Day
HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA-- In celebration of International Women's Day, famous chocolate candy Kit…
Governments Mandate Solar Panels Immediately After Bill Gates Blocks Out The Sun
WORLD-- As soon as billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates got finished blocking out…
Seagull Mocked By Friends For Claiming Chinese Restaurant Using Them As Food
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A seagull has been labeled a crazy conspiracy theorist…
Canada’s Trudeau Makes Horse Trampling Mandatory Part Of Police Training
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to better equip Canadian police officers to…
Obama Cringes At Biden’s Latest Speech, Saying He’s Too Racist Even For Him
WASHINGTON-- A few sources have confirmed that former President Barack Obama was…
‘East Palestine, Ohio Water Is Fine,’ Says EPA Worker Before Growing Third Arm Out Of Back
EAST PALESTINE, OHIO-- The Environmental Protection Agency was on the scene of…
Mysterious UFO Balloon Dies Suddenly After Canada’s Trudeau Has It Vaccinated
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Media outlets are reporting the sad news out of Canada…
NFL Achieves Complete Diversity After Every Player Is Now Black
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- The progressive world is cheering after the NFL…
