Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the California wildfires continue to burn out of control…
Biden Gives Jimmy Carter One Final Sniff Goodbye
WASHINGTON-- While attending the funeral of former President Jimmy Carter held at…
New LGBTQ Female L.A. Fire Chief Seen Googling ‘What To Do After Massive Fire Breaks Out’
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As massive wildfires continue spreading across Los Angeles, the…
Breaking: Justin Trudeau Resigns, Will Be Replaced By His Sister Justine Trudeau
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Breaking news out of Canada this morning after disgraced Prime…
Biden Awards Presidential Medal Of Freedom To Freddy Krueger For His Humane Work On Treating Sleep Disorders
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has stirred a bit of controversy with some…
Governor Kathy Hochul Stands In Front Of Empty Bear Cage To Prove How Rare Bear Attacks Are
BRONX, NEW YORK-- After yet another New York citizen was attacked by…
Grieving FBI Agents Kneel In Remembrance Of Deceased New Orleans Terrorist
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- It was a somber moment for agents at the…
FBI Closes Case On New Orleans Terrorist Attack After Not Finding Any Little, Old MAGA Grandmoms Waving American Flags To Arrest
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- The FBI has announced early this morning that the…
Kamala Releases New Book ‘How To Pay Off Your Campaign Money Laundering By Selling A Plagiarized Book’
U.S.-- In an effort to pay off the massive money laundering debt…
Santa Claus’s Sleigh Robbed While Delivering Gifts In San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Christmas was cut short this year after Santa Claus's…
Elves Hold Intervention For Santa Claus After He Becomes Addicted To Ozempic
NORTH POLE-- After beloved Santa Claus lost a massive amount of weight…
Trudeau Wears Blackface So He Can Call Anyone Who Asks Him To Resign ‘A Racist’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As calls for his resignation continue to mount, Canadian Prime…