Gavin Newsom Taps Fire Marshal Bill To Lead LA Wildfire Recovery Efforts
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Oops: ‘P Diddy Client List’ Accidentally Soaked With Baby Oil Only Moments Before It Was Set To Be Released
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Xi Jinping Threatens To Fire Mitch McConnell If He Lets Trump Ban China From Buying US Farmland
BEIJING, CHINA-- After receiving the terrible news that President Donald Trump was…
Germany’s Sesame Street Introduces New Muppet Character ‘Musaab The Terrorist’
GERMANY-- In the latest episode of Germany's version of Sesame Street called…
Awkward Tension On Sesame Street Set After Oscar The Grouch Calls ICE On Big Bird’s Mexican Cousin Abelardo
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– It was a tense moment on the set of…
Trudeau Interrupts USA-Canada Hockey Game To Lecture Players On Toxic Masculinity
MONTREAL, CANADA-- There were many wild moments at last night's hockey game…
Sad: Trans Squirrel In Guatemala Wondering How It’s Going To Finish Transitioning After USAID Funding Stopped
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Media Submits Retraction After Discovering Corpse Found In Congress Was Just Mitch McConnell
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have apologized after reporting that a dead body…
FBI Not Happy After Being Told To Start Investigating Real Criminals Instead Of Political Opponents
WASHINGTON-- Agents at the FBI have been in an uproar after President…
Hunter Biden Volunteers To Be Canada’s New Fentanyl Czar
OTTAWA, CANADA-- President Donald Trump and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau made a…
Justin Trudeau Threatens To Trample A Little, Old Grandmom Every Day Until Trump Cancels Tariffs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In response to President Donald Trump imposing tariffs on Canadian…
Democrats Claim RFK Jr. Not Qualified To Carry Rachel Levine’s Jockstrap
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