Aw: Democrat Chris Van Hollen Seen Holding MS-13 Member’s Pants Pocket In Prison
ANGULO, EL SALVADOR-- Only hours after arriving at the maximum security CECOT…
Democrats Fight To Get ‘Maryland Man’ Hannibal Lecter Released From Prison
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND-- Democrats are mad as hell and fighting hard to get…
United States Designates UK Labour Party As A Foreign Terrorist Organization
WASHINGTON-- The US Department of State has recently updated their list of…
Global Panic After China Releases Video Of People Suddenly Dropping Dead From Tariffs
WUHAN, CHINA-- A worldwide panic has been growing rapidly after the government…
UK’s Keir Starmer Named Pakistan’s Person Of The Year
ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN-- In recognition of everything he has done for the Pakistani…
Canada’s Mark Carney Shows Off His Cute New Xi Jinping Tramp Stamp Tattoo
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As rumors continue to swirl that Canada's Mark Carney is…
Oops: Amy Coney Barrett Deported To El Salvador Prison After Mistaking Her For MS-13 Gang Member
ANGULO, EL SALVADOR-- ICE agents have come under fire once again after…
Angry Demonstrators Protest DOGE Stopping Their Congress Members’ Money Laundering Operations
U.S.-- Enraged protesters have taken to the streets this weekend to demonstrate…
Democrats Release Newly Unearthed Photo Of Hitler Driving A Tesla
WASHINGTON-- A newly uncovered photo was released this week by Democrats in…
DOJ Seeks Death Penalty For Luigi Mangione By Sentencing Him To Canadian Healthcare
U.S.-- The United States DOJ issued a strong statement in response to…
Anti-Elon Musk Protesters Wear Their KKK Hoods To Hide Identity While Burning Teslas
U.S.-- In an effort to avoid detection while committing their crimes, protesters…
Biden Practices For Upcoming Political Career By Getting Job At TSA
NEW CASTLE, DELAWARE-- Only days after announcing his intentions to possibly get…